I Need My Tiddies Chopped Like Kirk And My Uterus Slashed Like Will

help me

the gay pirate show has taken permanent residence in my mind and for WHAT REASON

tumblr quotes with dan and phil

no but seriously imagine it

this post is too loud

Neil Gaiman's favorite trope

reblog to donate your breasts to phil lester. i’m sure he wants them more than most of his fanbase.

Hey remember how last night Phil said he wanted double G's?

my friends are getting the most out of my spock pfp 💀

oh no!! the consequences of my own actions!!! it looks like spock talking about balls when i say i like a movie!!! oh no!! this is a travesty!!!

full context below LMAO

what a great m&g this time.. cowboy hat with deco and veil, such cute photos all around, the dan and phil (dogs) dropping in the middle of all that, & the absurdly long clip of that tiny little hand-hold that made me drop my phone to the floor in real life. dan was smiling SO MUCH it made me want to pinch his cheeks like a grandma. they're so happy :(((( <3

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES INCORRECT QUOTES!!! (CHARLES EDITION)

hadn't seen anybody do these yet so HERE I AM TO RECTIFY THAT.

(credit to anyone who took these screenshots and the tumblr users picured)

IS THIS WILL GRAHAM?

im being so serious whenever i say i started watching hannibal for the first time two days ago and this appeared on my ads for pinterest.

it’s what he would want from us, he wouldn’t expect or want anything else <3

i lovee it when u read a phanfic and there is a 3rd character needed and its always pj, our beloved honourary phannie🫶

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