Reblog To Donate Your Breasts To Phil Lester. I’m Sure He Wants Them More Than Most Of His Fanbase.

guys michael is losing pleaseee help me fix this ily mads but MICHAELLLLL DONT LEAVE ME HERE. MICHAELLL. MICHAELLLLLLLL.

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!

It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?

i got both!

Reblog if you got the Dan and Phil autism instead of the maths one

omfd and good omens

so as i’ve been reading fics for ofmd, yk, as you do, i can’t help but notice that a lot of the dialogue (especially from stede) in these fics is very aziraphale like? it almost feels like since we associate ineffable husbands with blackbonnet we’ve also just decided that the dialogue should look the same for them. 

i can’t really pinpoint it better than this but the way stede says stuff like “dear” or “darling boy” in the fics because canonically stede doesn’t talk to ed like that. obviously i’m not against it but it IS exactly how aziraphale talks to crowley in good omens, canonically. 

i think it probably has something to do with the cinematic parallels that everyone keeps pointing out between the two, but has anyone else noticed that?

thought it was interesting, anyway, carry on~

mike wheeler in flip flops will never not be hilarious

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIENDDDD

so happy to have spent yet another revolution of the earth as your friend

🫶🏼🕺🏼💃🕺🏼💃🕺🏼🫶🏼

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF AND PHILS FIRST VIDEO

i cannot believe that right as i was about to give up and go to bed you would do this to me. im gonna look you in the eyes on thursday and say the biggest fuck you ive ever said.

(i love them so fucking much and they are the funniest people alive actually)

hey!!!! so i finished the fic!!!!!!

here it is everyone, my child, my first ever trek fic. i hope you enjoy it throughly!

shoutout also to my beta reader @mazarinememories !!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64328155

i’m gonna tag people here if you commented on the original post, obviously if you want your name removed feel free to reply or message me!!!

@rowlev @pipthecow @non-main-branch @pre-raphaelite-s @dat-carovieh @mmmerlenoir @justhugsplz

concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??

as a country lesbian:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this shit is gonna be on my mind for weeks. thanks for making me want a girlfriend YET AGAIN ms. roan.

everybody say thank you chappell roan!

❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

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