Dan… Where Did You Get *those*?

this is my friends fic!!! personally as like the one person other than them who has read any of it you should ALL say yes!!! thumbs up emoji hope this helps!!! 🫶🏼👍🏼✨👉🏼👈🏼

when it’s done (which it almost is) should i post the first chapter of my drag fic on here to see how it’ll do? it’s still gonna be a bit before i post on ao3 yet bc i want to be a decent amount of chapters ahead, but i think it will be a good test run where i’m searching for pheedback :3

do you think they had a situationship?

edwin paine…

me projecting onto edwin harder than he astral projects as a literal ghost.

hey texans listen up

we need to start referring to abbot as the gregoner. please. i think it would really improve the political climate. thank you for your time, as you were. <3

he is 38 years old, a stinky baby, a grown man with dick and balls, my son who is 3 apples tall, a fucking idiot, a gay twink, and my lesbian wife

the people have spoken. they are free to hold hands for all eternity.

picked up these bad boys today

the question is… do i free them of their cages?

kirks box is already mostly opened even though cant see it at all the plastic is just taped back to the cardboard. spocks box is completely intact.

concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??

Well ladies, gentlemen and everyone awesome... Here it is.

Honky Tonky Jonk - Sherlock & Co. Fansonk

A cover of Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, instrumental snatched from Sing King

Lyrics by me, image in the video by me lol, credits to @littleoceanbabe for inspiration! Lyrics below the cut:

You can tell the world you never was my Sherl

You can take the business when I'm gone

Or you can tell the fans just what a fool I've been

And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my brain go back to Ukraine

You can tell my feet to hit the floor

Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips

They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

You can tell Mariana I moved to Arkansas

You can tell Archie to bite my leg

Or tell your bro Mycroft though we don't see him oft

He never really liked me anyway

Or tell your mate Lestrade, tell her that I'm not hard

Myself already knows I'm not okay

Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind

It might be walking out on me today

But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't thonk he'd understonk

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

<3

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omg this is awesome :33

3 of my favorite memories have to be from this year!!!

meeting my best friend of a long time @nic-the-rat irl for the first time, and d&p!!!

meeting brandon rogers multiple times!!!

being in my field production class this summer where we did a short film! it was so fun!!

as a country lesbian:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this shit is gonna be on my mind for weeks. thanks for making me want a girlfriend YET AGAIN ms. roan.

everybody say thank you chappell roan!

❤️🧡🤍🩷💜