Well ladies, gentlemen and everyone awesome... Here it is.
A cover of Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, instrumental snatched from Sing King
Lyrics by me, image in the video by me lol, credits to @littleoceanbabe for inspiration! Lyrics below the cut:
You can tell the world you never was my Sherl
You can take the business when I'm gone
Or you can tell the fans just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
You can tell my brain go back to Ukraine
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more
But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,
He might sing country songs again
You can tell Mariana I moved to Arkansas
You can tell Archie to bite my leg
Or tell your bro Mycroft though we don't see him oft
He never really liked me anyway
Or tell your mate Lestrade, tell her that I'm not hard
Myself already knows I'm not okay
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today
But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,
He might sing country songs again
Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,
He might sing country songs again
Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk
I just don't thonk he'd understonk
And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,
He might sing country songs again
You guys just don't get it, you don't understand her* like I do. You don't get it like I do, you don't appreciate her like I do. You don't KNOW her like I do.
*Star Trek 2009 JJ Abrams Kelvin timeline blue eye blond haired slut James T. Kirk
happy Thursday the 20th
a love letter to the terrible influence tour
i saw dan and phil a month ago today and that night was so incredibly special that i made a comic about it
it’s what he would want from us, he wouldn’t expect or want anything else <3
i lovee it when u read a phanfic and there is a 3rd character needed and its always pj, our beloved honourary phannie🫶
changed my pfp on discord to commemorate the TIT occasion.
thanks to my phannie friends i really appreciate you guys 😭
happy tit everyone!!!
haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain
1: lovefool - the cardigans
2: kiss and tell - idkhowbtfm
3: angel eyes - abba
4: navigating - twenty one pilots
5: dead! - mcr
6: hot to go - chappell roan
7: paint the town red - doja cat
8: of all the gin joints in all the world - fob
9: talk to you - ricky montgomery
10: knee socks - arctic monkeys
tagging: @shitwheresfoxy @wavygrayvy
@quuixotics
tagged by @agentofchaosx thank uuuu!!
Rules: Shuffle your "On Repeat" playlist and post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 friends!
Rush - Troye Sivan
I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany
Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan
Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan
Sharks - Imagine Dragons
Talk Fast - 5 Seconds of Summer
De Shelby (Part 2) - Hozier
Guess - Charli xcx, Billie Eilish
so american - Olivia Rodrigo
Where Did The Party Go - Fall Out Boy
@dontknowanythingohwell @rinoune42 @thecommonmold @froginabogg @thenerdybard @soupdrinkinglincoln @snailsandstrawberries @absolutefilthimsosorry @denizoid @thatskeletonbitch if you guys want, or not tagged people please join in if you want to do it!
me projecting onto edwin harder than he astral projects as a literal ghost.
Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
Begin.
oh you wanna know my gender?? it’s actually. phil lester, but specifically under the context of chappell roan songs. like if he was singing them if phil lester was the main character in a chappell roan song. that’s all i have to say. have a great day everyone.
she/they/he - i say funny things about my special interests sometimes dan and phil - star trek - superwholock
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