He’s The Worst Man Ever Invented But Of Course, His Breasts Are Sublime

t e r r I b l e say it to my face you wanna influence me. btw.

I really reallyyy wanna see Joe and Kit as Crowley and Aziraphale <3

guys michael is losing pleaseee help me fix this ily mads but MICHAELLLLL DONT LEAVE ME HERE. MICHAELLL. MICHAELLLLLLLL.

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: FINALS!

It all comes down to this... Who is hotter!?

my thoughts so far:

this is an insane take for a star trek episode but im not mad

shatner is playing this role REALLY well

CHAPPEL??? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIRRR??? (she’s BRUNETTE??)

i’m about to start the last episode of the original series

i cant believe it but i’m here. it’s almost over. i almost dont even wanna hit play. :’|

time to watch kirk body swapped with a woman and see how that goes. wish me luck!

edwin paine…

me projecting onto edwin harder than he astral projects as a literal ghost.

you see me smiling at my phone like a giddy little lovestruck schoolgirl. you ask me if its a boy thats got me smiling like that. i nod and show you my phone. there is a 62 year old man on my screen

Never left

Steve is at Eddie's gig.

Is he:

a) jealous

b) protective

c) touch starved

(the answer is all three)

oh you wanna know my gender?? it’s actually. phil lester, but specifically under the context of chappell roan songs. like if he was singing them if phil lester was the main character in a chappell roan song. that’s all i have to say. have a great day everyone.

hey!!!! so i finished the fic!!!!!!

here it is everyone, my child, my first ever trek fic. i hope you enjoy it throughly!

shoutout also to my beta reader @mazarinememories !!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64328155

i’m gonna tag people here if you commented on the original post, obviously if you want your name removed feel free to reply or message me!!!

@rowlev @pipthecow @non-main-branch @pre-raphaelite-s @dat-carovieh @mmmerlenoir @justhugsplz

concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??