T E R R I B L E Say It To My Face You Wanna Influence Me. Btw.

help me

the gay pirate show has taken permanent residence in my mind and for WHAT REASON

concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??

tagging phan because they didnt today.

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

enough of my bants GENUINELY CONGRATS TO THOSE WHO GOT GOLD TIX<333 im so excited for yall ur gonna have a great time !!!!!😋🤞🏼

my friends are getting the most out of my spock pfp 💀

oh no!! the consequences of my own actions!!! it looks like spock talking about balls when i say i like a movie!!! oh no!! this is a travesty!!!

full context below LMAO

beautiful women named daniel howell are dming me on instagram

what a great m&g this time.. cowboy hat with deco and veil, such cute photos all around, the dan and phil (dogs) dropping in the middle of all that, & the absurdly long clip of that tiny little hand-hold that made me drop my phone to the floor in real life. dan was smiling SO MUCH it made me want to pinch his cheeks like a grandma. they're so happy :(((( <3

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Neil Gaiman's favorite trope

do you think they had a situationship?