You See Me Smiling At My Phone Like A Giddy Little Lovestruck Schoolgirl. You Ask Me If Its A Boy Thats

this is the one i’m writing presently !

“Well that’s probably not good. Jim thinks to himself, gulping.” - she spock my jim till i spirk

(NOT THE FINAL NAME LMAO I JUST CANT TAKE THINGS IN MY DOCS SERIOUSLY)

presenting... random titles in my google docs for star trek fics im writing (+ a line from the fic) without context

Jim blinked. “Spock, I’m not about to pimp you out to these guys.”

Uhura was the first to get it, eyebrows hiking up in delight and surprise. “Oh my god, Spock you dog!”

"Just what the hell are you doin' to him, Jim?"

"Nothing he didn't ask me to!"

McCoy rolled his eyes. “Oh please,” he scoffed. “Bring out your whips and chains and do your fucking worst. Really? That’s the bargaining chip you went for? Newsflash, moron, he’s not gonna—“

“You’re alright darlin’” The endearment slipped from his lips faster than he could process it. He tensed, waiting for a sharp retort. It never came. Instead, he felt Spock’s chest rumble slightly against his own, a deep thrum that made him bite his tongue to keep from laughing with glee when he realized where it was coming from. 

Spock was purring.

DNP TOURRR

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this is the realest take of edwin paine ive ever seen in my entire life op

i already spoiled myself with the “edwin is legitimately in love with charles and this angle has been 30+ years in the making,” so reading the litt books is just fascinating. that gay lil edwardian boy is so funny. in love and in the closet and will never stop calling his crush a skirt-chaser. now mind you charles is absolutely a girlkissing skirt-chaser, but edwin’s jealousy is peak comedy 😂😂😂

# dog energy/cat energy but with all the ofmd couples

hi

i got inspiration for the server navigation from @phanfictioncatalogue 💙

I really reallyyy wanna see Joe and Kit as Crowley and Aziraphale <3

happy Thursday the 20th

haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain 

spock is ready for terrible influence tour lifestream… are you?

changed my pfp on discord to commemorate the TIT occasion.

thanks to my phannie friends i really appreciate you guys 😭

happy tit everyone!!!

Stumbling upon a Star Trek: TOS post that isn’t some stupid fuck jerking off to Kirk and Spock as a couple is like finding $20 on the sidewalk.