Words That Hold Absolutely No Meaning Whatsoever

it’s what he would want from us, he wouldn’t expect or want anything else <3

i lovee it when u read a phanfic and there is a 3rd character needed and its always pj, our beloved honourary phannie🫶

i made another dnp comp because peachless inspired me so much

so if you're interested here you go!

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

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I need my tiddies chopped like Kirk and my uterus slashed like Will

hey texans listen up

we need to start referring to abbot as the gregoner. please. i think it would really improve the political climate. thank you for your time, as you were. <3

concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??

Y’all I love the dynamic in episode 5 so much…

One of the reasons I love ofmd is because Ed and Stede are both repressed in ways that are inherently exclusive to queer men but in completely different ways. It makes the way they learn from each other so interesting and informs what they need from each other.

Stede’s able to present himself in a way that reads as queer by modern standards his whole life because of his aristocratic status, but he doesn’t want it. (And yes modern standards matter in a historical fiction show that has lines like “ew, lame” 😂). His whole life he’s been blamed by everyone in his life for not being “man” enough, not being able to even fake it till he makes it. The fact that his queerness is worn on his sleeve at all times with only the virtue of period typical straight obliviousness keeping him hidden makes it so he almost kind of has a “been there done that” attitude about it. After all, it only ever lead to bad things.

Meanwhile Blackbeard is the exact masculine ideal Stede thinks he (himself) should be, and he doesn’t want that. Ed’s the perfect definition of a “real man” but it’s something he was forced to hastily toss up like a wall for defense decades ago without actually considering what makes him feel like himself. He lights up at the promise of colorful fancy clothes, he likes being soft and kind of ridiculous, he wants to be the one who’s wooed by someone he likes. But he can’t ever really have an outlet for those things because he accidentally became the literal poster child of traditional masculinity. (It’s the classic “ran into the closet so hard you broke through the wall and don’t even know where tf you are now” lol)

So what happens in episode 5?

Ed let’s Stede “save the day” instead of him which culminates in a ship on fire (peak swash buckling), and Stede let’s Ed stand under the moonlight and basically hear that he’s pretty.

i'm on tumblr, i'm depressed, i read fanfiction and listen to music all day and i'm obsessed with british men.

i can't tell if this is 2022 or 2014 anymore

what if i was sacrificed 😨💀by my classmates to a demon 👹😈and i had to go to hell 🔥⛈️🙅for 70+ years but then i escaped 😌🙌and i found you dying 😭💀so i stayed with you and you gave up the afterlife👼🌅to be friends with me and be detectives 🕵️🔎solving ghosts mysteries 👻👻and being best friends for 30 years 🫂‼️and then you saved me from hell again 😌🙏and we loved each other (as more than friends) and we're both boys (and ghosts) 👉👈

oh you wanna know my gender?? it’s actually. phil lester, but specifically under the context of chappell roan songs. like if he was singing them if phil lester was the main character in a chappell roan song. that’s all i have to say. have a great day everyone.