this is the one i’m writing presently !
“Well that’s probably not good. Jim thinks to himself, gulping.” - she spock my jim till i spirk
(NOT THE FINAL NAME LMAO I JUST CANT TAKE THINGS IN MY DOCS SERIOUSLY)
presenting... random titles in my google docs for star trek fics im writing (+ a line from the fic) without context
Jim blinked. “Spock, I’m not about to pimp you out to these guys.”
Uhura was the first to get it, eyebrows hiking up in delight and surprise. “Oh my god, Spock you dog!”
"Just what the hell are you doin' to him, Jim?"
"Nothing he didn't ask me to!"
McCoy rolled his eyes. “Oh please,” he scoffed. “Bring out your whips and chains and do your fucking worst. Really? That’s the bargaining chip you went for? Newsflash, moron, he’s not gonna—“
“You’re alright darlin’” The endearment slipped from his lips faster than he could process it. He tensed, waiting for a sharp retort. It never came. Instead, he felt Spock’s chest rumble slightly against his own, a deep thrum that made him bite his tongue to keep from laughing with glee when he realized where it was coming from.
Spock was purring.
Dead boy detectives fandom, can we just call the ship of Charles and Edwin, dead boyfriends? I am tired of name combinations.
You guys just don't get it, you don't understand her* like I do. You don't get it like I do, you don't appreciate her like I do. You don't KNOW her like I do.
*Star Trek 2009 JJ Abrams Kelvin timeline blue eye blond haired slut James T. Kirk
oh he 10000000% would be an abba listener. jim kirk would blast angeleyes on the bridge and i just know that for a fact. maybe that’ll be what i edit next 🤣
im so glad you understand my vision. thank you.
is this anything? i find it hilarious. i was just minding my business when this exact scene appeared behind my eyes and in my ears. i hope i did it justice and at least one person finds it as funny as i did.
send post.
this is my one and only contribution to phannieism right now because i refuse to go on any of the tags. im dying here.
me projecting onto edwin harder than he astral projects as a literal ghost.
oh you wanna know my gender?? it’s actually. phil lester, but specifically under the context of chappell roan songs. like if he was singing them if phil lester was the main character in a chappell roan song. that’s all i have to say. have a great day everyone.
ao3 come back bbg i was READING i was INVESTED how am i supposed to procrastinate my coursework without spirk fanfic 😔
she/they/he - i say funny things about my special interests sometimes dan and phil - star trek - superwholock
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