This Is My One And Only Contribution To Phannieism Right Now Because I Refuse To Go On Any Of The Tags.

shonk owes me money

I love the Sherlock & co discord server so much ( the person who made this @nic-the-rat ) !!!

this is the one i’m writing presently !

“Well that’s probably not good. Jim thinks to himself, gulping.” - she spock my jim till i spirk

(NOT THE FINAL NAME LMAO I JUST CANT TAKE THINGS IN MY DOCS SERIOUSLY)

presenting... random titles in my google docs for star trek fics im writing (+ a line from the fic) without context

Jim blinked. “Spock, I’m not about to pimp you out to these guys.”

Uhura was the first to get it, eyebrows hiking up in delight and surprise. “Oh my god, Spock you dog!”

"Just what the hell are you doin' to him, Jim?"

"Nothing he didn't ask me to!"

McCoy rolled his eyes. “Oh please,” he scoffed. “Bring out your whips and chains and do your fucking worst. Really? That’s the bargaining chip you went for? Newsflash, moron, he’s not gonna—“

“You’re alright darlin’” The endearment slipped from his lips faster than he could process it. He tensed, waiting for a sharp retort. It never came. Instead, he felt Spock’s chest rumble slightly against his own, a deep thrum that made him bite his tongue to keep from laughing with glee when he realized where it was coming from. 

Spock was purring.

tagging phan because they didnt today.

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

gay pirates curing my artblock right in time for the finale to hit me like a truck

really thankful dr mccoy goes by "bones" so we can call his ship with Spock "spones" and not "spleonard"

PHILIP LESTER. THAT IS NOT ADEQUATE PROTECTION FROM THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN.

People complaining about Lockwood and Co in AAALLLLL the Dead Boy Detectives posts on YouTube and Instagram, and alllll the complaining and speculating in the DEAD BOY DETECTIVES tags.

PLEASE please stop. I’m SORRY about your show. I’m sorry it was cancelled.

Dead Boy Detectives is a property that ties into The Sandman, was created decades before the Lockwood books, and is based on Neil Gaiman characters.

There’s a lot of reason for us to be happy and excited and I’m here in these tags to celebrate THIS show.

Complain to NETFLIX via direct message, tags, DMs, tweets whatever but can you PLEASE let us be excited for THIS show?

Love From The Other Side (2.5k)

Gift for @cat-clawz in the Phandom Holiday Gift Exchange 2024! Fic is based loosely on Love From the Other Side by Fall Out Boy.

@phandomgiftexchange

Hope you enjoy! Happy Holidays to everyone!

<3

PHANNIES GOING TO THE DETROIT (OCT 28) TIT SHOW:

i am willing to somehow trade one of my SILVER VIP (pre-show) ticket for a (one) GOLD VIP (meet and greet) ticket.

i originally was waiting in line for the milwaukee show, had my meet and greet tickets IN THE CART ABOUT TO CHECK OUT, then someone else snatched them from me. afterwards, i kept refreshing, just in case there would be others, like dan said in his story, but they were gone in seconds. when i went to check elsewhere, they were all gone, too. by the time i went back to milwaukee, both vips were sold out.

maybe there is a person going with you that got meet and greet but doesnt really want to for whatever reason ? maybe you yourself bought a meet and greet ticket but arent too sure about it/too overwhelemed by the idea of dan and phil percieving you and want to downgrade ? something else ?

i understand this is a lot to ask, and i understand how extraordinarily lucky i am to be (a. getting tickets in the first place and (b. manging to still get silver, but it would truly mean the fucking world to me. i have wanted to meet dan and phil since 2014, since i was 9 years old.

reblogs are super appreciated. if youd like to work something out with me, feel free to either reply or dm me.

ill also take any ideas/advice or anything like that.

i have an addition to this post but cannot for the LIFE of me find the original so im attaching photos here