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1 year ago

sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy


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1 year ago

Pt VIII good omens a spoiler-free trailer

*walks into church, ignoring the gasps of the congregation* *holds mic to a terrified gentleman's face*

Have you ever wondered, what if the flaming sword at the Garden of Eden was insufferably in love with the Serpent?

*doesn't wait for response, shoves mic in shaking lady's face*

What if I told you, your bible studies are incomplete, because they are missing the most important story of all?

*cut to me in front of a white screen, walking seductively toward camera in a suit*

Worry not, for your prayers have been answered. Presenting, Good Omens, a kind-of biblically accurate story by Sir Terry Pratchett and Tumblr's own @neil-gaiman, now a TV show and queerer than ever. All you AO3 slow-burn hoes, we see you. You asked for it, you got it. Childhood friends is so last millennium, we give you instead, six thousand years of mutual pining.

*hard cut to David Tennant, whom I have stuck to a chair with Elmer's glitter glue* *he struggles, in vain*

Starring David Tennant and his signature slutty walk as Crowley, now in a ginger Barbie edition that comes with demonic eyes, every hairstyle and gender you could ever dream of, and instant outfit changes. It really is a miracle!

*camera swivels to focus on Michael Sheen, who is bound in blankets and looking deeply concerned*

Starring Michael Sheen the fae shapeshifter as Aziraphale, the sweetest, most cherubic murderous bitchy angel you've ever seen. Special features include automatic heart-eyes the moment he is faced with Crowley, a charming disregard for casual massacre in the name of God, and the instant outfit changes. Watch him melt your heart before breaking it! Bonus tip: try giving him sushi!

*cut back to the white screen, I am now sitting uncomfortably close to the camera*

Follow Aziraphale and Crowley as they alternatively try to follow and thwart God's ineffable plan, managing to spectacularly fail at both tasks with a consistency that amazes as it befuddles. Featuring alcohol, a bookstore, and metaphorical and literal fire as things get a little... heated in the Bible fandom.

*crossfade to Soho, I walk along the street as the camera follows me*

If that isn't enough to convince you, presenting also, idiot lesbians giving an ancient demon love advice, sexy horsepersons of the apocalypse, an unofficial wedding combined with burning Nazis alive where the most important part is the handing over of a suitcase, and the sexiest MILF witch Agnes Nutter, a literal bombshell.

*cut to disturbing close up of Neil Gaiman's face* *he tries to step away, and is met with my camerapersons*

Watch Neil Gaiman give you hope and shatter it again repeatedly, in a show where the literal apocalypse is only the background to a forbidden idiots who are lovers-to-lovers who are idiots story that is older than Time itself. Armageddon takes a backseat as Crowley serves gender, and if you thought the Antichrist was adorable, wait till you see him in Good Omens, where his evil powers are directed towards being the cutest kid he can possibly be.

*cut back to white screen, I smile ominously while twirling a human bone*

Good Omens, at your nearest Amazon Prime, with free UST, fluff, Queen, and plenty of tears. Don't miss it!

*text rapidly rolls across screen*

[Imagery has been used for representative purposes. No David Tennant, Michael Sheen or Neil Gaiman was harmed in the process of creating this advertisement. Good Omens will have expected side-effects, including unprompted sobbing, a Pavlovian reaction to bandstands, nightingales, holy water and 'the final fifteen', heartache for the foreseeable future, and intense lust for Crowley's elusive gender. Asmi is not responsible for any consequences resulting from the advertised product. Some features have been excluded from the advertisement due to space and time constraints.]

5 months ago

When the cruel king is cruel 🤯🤯🤯🤯

When The Cruel King Is Cruel 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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1 year ago

They werr. Playing country. Music in thee. Japanese restaurant.. .


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1 year ago

Lets seeeeeeeee, I’ve travelled to more than teo countries yes, I have missed a lot of my nursery years and kindy years because my immune system is shit, I dont have a scar but i do have a small dent in my head (its not visible but if you run your hand over it you can feel it) from when i fell during my toddler years (i still remember why, i was trying to see how far i could lean off a chair without falling. Guess what happened lol)

Yeah all of these apply to me.

Reblog for larger sample size.

1 year ago

just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature


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1 year ago

What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.

Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.


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1 year ago

I love saying yeehaw so much its such a neat little word :)

YEEHAAAAAWWW


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1 year ago
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna
Part 2 Of My Good Omens Giphy Stickers I Made! Man.....with Season 2 Coming, It's Gonna Make Me Wanna

Part 2 of my Good Omens giphy stickers I made! Man.....with season 2 coming, it's gonna make me wanna make more You can use em in instagram stories, tiktok stories, etc... Find em' by searching Gomens in gif search


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10 months ago

WEAAUUGHH

Little animation I did for Expiration Date 10th anniversary!!! I need to practice more tho


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mytoastisgone - HI!! :D
HI!! :D

He/him, in a lot of fandoms but dont post a lot, if i do its probably art.

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