What People Think Why I Became A Bookbinder: Oh She Wants To Explore Her Artistic Horizon With Those

What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.

Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.

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1 year ago

Pt VIII good omens a spoiler-free trailer

*walks into church, ignoring the gasps of the congregation* *holds mic to a terrified gentleman's face*

Have you ever wondered, what if the flaming sword at the Garden of Eden was insufferably in love with the Serpent?

*doesn't wait for response, shoves mic in shaking lady's face*

What if I told you, your bible studies are incomplete, because they are missing the most important story of all?

*cut to me in front of a white screen, walking seductively toward camera in a suit*

Worry not, for your prayers have been answered. Presenting, Good Omens, a kind-of biblically accurate story by Sir Terry Pratchett and Tumblr's own @neil-gaiman, now a TV show and queerer than ever. All you AO3 slow-burn hoes, we see you. You asked for it, you got it. Childhood friends is so last millennium, we give you instead, six thousand years of mutual pining.

*hard cut to David Tennant, whom I have stuck to a chair with Elmer's glitter glue* *he struggles, in vain*

Starring David Tennant and his signature slutty walk as Crowley, now in a ginger Barbie edition that comes with demonic eyes, every hairstyle and gender you could ever dream of, and instant outfit changes. It really is a miracle!

*camera swivels to focus on Michael Sheen, who is bound in blankets and looking deeply concerned*

Starring Michael Sheen the fae shapeshifter as Aziraphale, the sweetest, most cherubic murderous bitchy angel you've ever seen. Special features include automatic heart-eyes the moment he is faced with Crowley, a charming disregard for casual massacre in the name of God, and the instant outfit changes. Watch him melt your heart before breaking it! Bonus tip: try giving him sushi!

*cut back to the white screen, I am now sitting uncomfortably close to the camera*

Follow Aziraphale and Crowley as they alternatively try to follow and thwart God's ineffable plan, managing to spectacularly fail at both tasks with a consistency that amazes as it befuddles. Featuring alcohol, a bookstore, and metaphorical and literal fire as things get a little... heated in the Bible fandom.

*crossfade to Soho, I walk along the street as the camera follows me*

If that isn't enough to convince you, presenting also, idiot lesbians giving an ancient demon love advice, sexy horsepersons of the apocalypse, an unofficial wedding combined with burning Nazis alive where the most important part is the handing over of a suitcase, and the sexiest MILF witch Agnes Nutter, a literal bombshell.

*cut to disturbing close up of Neil Gaiman's face* *he tries to step away, and is met with my camerapersons*

Watch Neil Gaiman give you hope and shatter it again repeatedly, in a show where the literal apocalypse is only the background to a forbidden idiots who are lovers-to-lovers who are idiots story that is older than Time itself. Armageddon takes a backseat as Crowley serves gender, and if you thought the Antichrist was adorable, wait till you see him in Good Omens, where his evil powers are directed towards being the cutest kid he can possibly be.

*cut back to white screen, I smile ominously while twirling a human bone*

Good Omens, at your nearest Amazon Prime, with free UST, fluff, Queen, and plenty of tears. Don't miss it!

*text rapidly rolls across screen*

[Imagery has been used for representative purposes. No David Tennant, Michael Sheen or Neil Gaiman was harmed in the process of creating this advertisement. Good Omens will have expected side-effects, including unprompted sobbing, a Pavlovian reaction to bandstands, nightingales, holy water and 'the final fifteen', heartache for the foreseeable future, and intense lust for Crowley's elusive gender. Asmi is not responsible for any consequences resulting from the advertised product. Some features have been excluded from the advertisement due to space and time constraints.]

1 year ago

Oigon.

I feel like three quarters of my name just got chopped off.

I no longer know who i am

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

1 year ago

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Mr Fell Does A Partner Reveal (finally!)
Mr Fell Does A Partner Reveal (finally!)
Mr Fell Does A Partner Reveal (finally!)
Mr Fell Does A Partner Reveal (finally!)

Mr Fell does a partner reveal (finally!)

(Part 2 of this)

9 months ago
YAYYY YIPPEEEE YIPPEEEEEE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

YAYYY YIPPEEEE YIPPEEEEEE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Shoutout to my aunt that got me Faber-Castell colour pencils after overhearing about me liking to draw.


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10 months ago

CROWLEY WAHOO!!🔥🔥

CROWLEY WAHOO!!🔥🔥

Crowley drawing I made today!! it was initially a random drawing I made at school but I liked it a lot so I ended up making it in digital, so yeah (゚ω゚)


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1 year ago

I’m sorry this is just so funny for me

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right


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1 year ago

Soup

@corinneglass

WHAT AM I TO YOU?

WHAT AM I TO YOU?

u know the drill

1 year ago

Guess whos drawing what

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time to re-post the prompt list and spark some creativity!

As always, pick any or all of the daily prompts as inspiration for your fluffy fanwork. There are a handful of alternate prompts at the bottom of the list if none of the day's prompts work for you.

Whether you do some prompts, or all, or just one--increasing the fluff quotient in the world is surely a good thing.

All fandoms, all ships welcome! Tag @fluffbruary in your posts so we can reblog your fluffy creations--and please reblog THIS post so your tumblr community sees it and comes to play in the fluff.

February 1 : downy | clinic | nuance February 2 : engagement | scent | jam

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

Putting the rest under a cut because the images make for a LONG post :D

February 3 : umbrella | seashore | mist February 4 : camera | lush | beau

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 5 : rescue | inertia | lullaby February 6 : tie | embarrassment | dessert

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 7 : potatoes | blue | glass February 8 : shower | blessed | layer

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 9 : urgency | kneel | rural February 10 : flush | angel | owl

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 11 : reflection | water | apology February 12 : graceful | volcano | blanket

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 13 : choice | snuggling | furry February 14 : phone | bubble bath | doll

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 15 : cord | bakery | honey February 16 : neighbour | desire | horse

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 17 : magazine | tactile | curtains February 18 : suave | cologne | gradual

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 19 : tea cakes | flood | feature February 20 : smooth | glitters | queen

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 21 : photography | pepper | truffles February 22 : key | silly | quest

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 23 : rhythm | chalk | humor February 24 : spring | fuzzy | silky

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 25 : fox | twilight | sweat February 26 : fluff | woolly | care package

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 27 : table | blush | laundry February 28 : reward | shelter | piano

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

February 29 : breakfast | valley | sign

alternate prompts: evening | wish | hot | caress | solid

Fluffbruary STARTS TOMORROW! Time To Re-post The Prompt List And Spark Some Creativity!

There you have it — all the Fluffbruary 2024 prompts.

Please reblog, and release the fluffening!


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mytoastisgone - HI!! :D
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He/him, in a lot of fandoms but dont post a lot, if i do its probably art.

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