from Simone’s instagram comments #crash4lottie
baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour
#jokes on you dana, he actually loves her
MYTHIC QUEST (2020-)
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "macrodata refinement” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw some scary numbers back there
my buddy pacing the severed floor: mr. milchik is lying to us
i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails
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if i was dianna agron i’d wait for 1989 tv to drop, post a throwback thursday pic of my alice in wonderland tattoo and then log out
Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.
hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?