Hey. Don’t Cry. Crush Two Cloves Of Garlic Into A Pot With A Dollop Of Olive Oil And Stir Until Golden

hey kids, what’s for dinner

why does the dean 11x04 “im sitting in the drivers seat/dads sitting shotgun/but there arent any shotguns” monologue read like an actual poem. robbie thompsons mind

#jokes on you dana, he actually loves her

MYTHIC QUEST (2020-)

i havent watched yellowjackets yet but im very intrigued by the fandoms ability to ship every single one of those girls with one another and also provide irrefutable evidence for each pairing. like im convinced by every single gifset. ill be damned if those two girls arent in love. which two girls am i talking about? doesnt matter. god bless

Happiness Will Come To You.

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season