cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season
he’s asking the real questions
Contender for my favorite tweet of all time
Happiness Will Come To You.
i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails
x
#jokes on you dana, he actually loves her
MYTHIC QUEST (2020-)
Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.
yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure