Cat? You Like Cat? I Like Cat.. :)

HII ! can I request a Simeon x top male reader please? (The reader is taller than him )

Soft smut maybe? The reader gets flustered by how cute Simeon is and his ✨ smile ✨. takes him to a date, pays for everything like a GENTLEMAN 💥 at the end of the date they have their good time ~

Fuck. I'm not good at writing soft sex but I'll try for you bubba🙏🏽💖

HI ❤ anon here!!!! What about the gold watchers with a s/o thats hair can grab stuff like Medusa from inhumans? ❤❤❤ take your time to! I know u have other requests❤❤

- ❤ anon

Fuck yeah.

incorrect quotes with Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.

@secretivemessenger @dvlboy

Reblog if you’ve made amazing friends online and are grateful for their existence

(y/n): Talk dirty to me, baby~

Red guy: The dishes.

(y/n): Wh-

Red guy: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

POOKSTERS WHATS THIS MALAK X DOM READER FIC I WANNA READ IT

Is this the 1 ur looking 4 pookie 🥱

https://www.tumblr.com/coca-colaobsession/694282223953805312/hi-i-saw-your-requests-open-and-saw-that-u-do?source=share

Can I request a Toby,eyeless jack, and or masky catching their s/o up at 2 am downing a whole bag of shredded cheese

No questions asked. Just shredded cheese.

LMAO WHAT? ILL GET RIGHT ON IT BBY.

P.s: shredded cheese just hits different at night.

give me the doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

incorrect quotes with red guy

(y/n): So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I'd sleep.

Incorrect quotes with Toby

(Y/n): What are you in the mood for?

Toby: World domination.

(Y/n): That's a bit ambitious.

Toby: You are my world.

(Y/n): Aww...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): ...

Toby: ...

(Y/n): OH.