POOKSTERS WHATS THIS MALAK X DOM READER FIC I WANNA READ IT

it’s lilac season babes go pick some pretty purple flowers

Doot Doot

HUH?? IDK WHETHER OR NOT TO BELIVE THIS DOOT DOOT IS FROM DOOT DOOT GUY

could be one of my anons playing with me tho....

More creepypasta headcannons anyone? 👁👁

Goldwatchers with an s/o who has moving hair like Medusas.<3

I won't lie. It's a little spooky. After seeing someone's hair move in that manner, they are beginning to doubt their sanity.

You make an effort to persuade them that your hair isn't particularly self governing.

Naturally, with a little persuasion, they would accept your statement, but they would remain skeptical.

When they become accustomed to your "moving hair," they would like to braid it. (To prevent you from one day killing them with a death grip out of rage)

On movie night, they would ask you to bring them some snacks, and you would do it without moving a muscle by stretching across the mansion with your hair.

I'm sorry, it's brief! I rushed to get it done.

@secretivemessenger @dvlboy

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stop it Ily🥺

(Y/n), pointing: May I sit there?

Toby: That's my lap...

(Y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Toby.

I like to bless peoples eyes

i can tell.

Incorrect quotes with JJK

(Y/N): Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Nanami: Yes?

(Y/N): Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Nanami: Fuck.

(Y/N): It's gonna be a fun week!

Nanami: I'm going to Gojo's house.

(Y/N): Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

Slenderman: What is your biggest weakness? (Y/N): I can be uncooperative. Slenderman: Okay, can you give me an example? (Y/N): No.