Hey Stop Messing With The Shield

1:43am

feat. Kenma

You aren’t sure how long you’ve been laying in bed. It could be minutes, it could be hours. You should be fast asleep, but for whatever reason, your mind had been racing and unable to settle down.

Rolling over on your side, you reach out to grab your phone.

Keep reading

here have a dose of serotonin

my favorite relationship is the one between humans and dandelions. in childhood we instinctively blow on its little fuzzy seed carriers. we take the role of the wind, we help the dandelions in a crucial part of their lives, and in return we get a wish and a moment of happiness. this is how nature is meant to work. we are just as unaware of our goodness as the honey bees are, pollinating the flowers 

“I’m giving them more crops!”

Dogs must think we keep them only to harvest their turds.

middle school boys when it snowed:

(via)

agreed

Peter: *steals caps shield*

Steve: Tony, control your kid.

Tony: Good job kid

soup? 👉 👈 

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

bro why

come on dude

have you ever looked up the definition of a word you don’t know and it just gives you another word

like ????? I don’t know what gasconade means, do you really think I know wtf rodomontade means???