Bro Why

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If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

Flying on clouds high

It observes the land below 

Imagining the unknown

Dreaming of the lands beyond

Hoping

To find a place to call home.

this is really accurate actually

Game night at the Zoldyck’s 🎮🙌 They play mario kart & Alluka completely destroys everyone Milluki is a Rosalina main, and Killua plays as Cat Peach Illumi never wins but the only time he’s close to getting first place he gets brutally blueshelled by Kalluto, and that’s the story of how Silva imposed the “Zoldycks can’t kill each other” rule

oh no o

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

If there is a will there is a way

pLEASE

percy wouldve had a tumblr blog back in 2012 where he actually uploaded real events but everyone thought he was just an incredible shitposter

i was listening to way less sad when i saw this post AND THAT LYRIC PLAYED JUST AS I READ THE FIRST LINE

would "i'm not dead yet so i guess i'll be alright" be a good tattoo

everybody I've mentioned it to has this big Yikes reaction to it

like it's a lyric by one of my favorite artists (ajr. it's in both "ok overture" and "way less sad") and i literally named my car after one of their songs and they're very important to me for a multitude of reasons.

and like

I feel like that lyric is a testament to everything you've gone through that you thought was gonna kill you but it didn't! so you'll be alright! like what doesn't kill you makes you stronger but less cliche.

waguwu  bweef

July... I’m doomed

You’re sentenced to 10 years in prison and your lawyer is your birth month. Are they getting you out?

Ok just an edit… October is not Philza it’s Kisuke from bleach Philza just used him as his pfp😭

Turns out if I am awake long enough I become very emotional about the Beaufort Wind Scale

Link to playlist;

And the Beaufort Wind Scale if you're not familiar;

Transcript;

Calm. Smoke rises vertically.

Wind motion visible in smoke.

Wind felt on exposed skin. Leaves rustle.

Leaves and smaller twigs in constant motion.

Dust and loose paper are raised. Small branches begin to move.

Small trees begin to sway.

Large branches are in motion. Whistling is heard in overhead wires. Umbrella use is difficult.

Whole trees in motion. Some difficulty experienced when walking into wind.

Twigs and small branches break from trees. Cars veer on road.

Larger branches break from trees. Light structural damage.

Trees broken and uprooted. Considerable structural damage.

Widespread damage to structures and vegetation.

Considerable and widespread damage to structures and vegetation. Violence.

So. That's that I guess.