“I’m Giving Them More Crops!”

If I had a shapeshifting ability:

- I would give myself a dragon tattoo that moves around my body but mostly stays on the side of my arm. In public it would stay still and then when nobody was looking it would move just a little. When people looked at it again they would be super freaked out but wouldn’t ask anybody because they don’t want people to think they’re crazy.

- I would definitely change my eye color to something cool like purple or make them two different colors 

- I would definitely want wings. Probably like white feathered ones and I could swoop around next to an office building window when only ONE person is looking and they can be like: did you just see that guys 

- I would make myself look like a celebrity for a day just to see what it’s like 

- Give myself a metal arm like bucky barnes and edward elric and see how hard I could punch. and set off all metal detectors I go through lol

- Turn into someone dead and see how people react. If someone came up to me and asked if I were them I would act completely normal and ask them if they wanted a picture or something

- I would say I’m a celebrity impersonator agent so that if a person from a movie wanted a celebrity in a cameo role I tell them I found someone and then show up on the set looking like whoever they wanted. You want Morgan Freeman to be a witty taxi driver? I gotchu. That’ll be $20,000 please. (this one’s based on a quora response lol)

- I would turn into a pegasus and fly around at 2 in the morning maybe be the next nessie or something

- I would become a famous rockstar, then fake my death. I would let myself be sighted occasionally and let people speculate about if I died or not

- Become a mutant like in X-men and give myself any powers I wanted. What can I say, superpowers are sick.

opening a general store is the 1800s equivalent of starting a podcast

bunny buddies

Keefe, later, with his face swollen: ...

Tam: ....

Keefe: it was worth it

keefe, petting a cat: aren’t you the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world? :)

tam, internally: fuck he’s cute

tam:

tam: wait

tam: aren’t you allergic to cats?

keefe, petting the cat slower: maybe

The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways.  Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.

Also they’re found family.

1:43am

feat. Kenma

You aren’t sure how long you’ve been laying in bed. It could be minutes, it could be hours. You should be fast asleep, but for whatever reason, your mind had been racing and unable to settle down.

Rolling over on your side, you reach out to grab your phone.

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HE’S SO PRETTY IT’S NOT FAIR

Ah

who gave him the right to be so hot

i made this last year for halloween, i should’ve posted it here sooner this year

Ko-Fi || Carrd