Woah, There, Charlie. I Think You Need To Sit Down For A Minute (deserved—).

I recently just got my glasses, and when I first put them on, I realized just how bad my vision was. I only need them for distance, though. 😅😅

But here's a short comic with @ajoure's Harley and Leith, as well as myself, recognizing that we're all a little blind sometimes. 🥰🥰

[pause the Harley Saywer fixation]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE ACTOR!! THE ONE MAN WHO I'M DYING TO MEET SOMEDAY!! THE PRETTIEST BOY THAT EVER DID, DOES, AND WILL LIVE; MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, (🦖🦖) THIS MAN LITERALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! WHENEVER HE SMILES, I SMILE!! SHVSHKDJGAKHSIGAKBXVKA!!

Anyways, have a good birthday, Goob. I hope you eat lots of cake and you get lots of presents!! 🥰🥰

You guys. I'm seeing all these Harley Sawyers getting pregnant... Should I join in on the trend? I mean, Charlie (my OC) and Harley canonically build a child together in my AU, but should I, too, draw Harley prego? Gregnant? (It does not matter what any of you say, I will draw it anyways.)

After weeks of contemplation, I finally created a human reference sheet for my Poppy Playtime OC, Charlie Malloy. I'm terribly sorry for taking so long. 😔😔

He's got heterochromia because... I don't know, I just think it's neat. He's a very sweet little man, only two apples tall! 🥰🥰

Very self-indulgent drawing of me with @ajoure's designs of Harley and Leith. My two old, toxic, gay men. 🥰🥰

As you can tell, I'm terrible at drawing people facing forwards.

ALSO, DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE FANART OF THEMSELVES WITH A CERTAIN PIECE OF MEDIA 'CAUSE THEY'RE TOO SCARED TO REQUEST CONTENT CREATORS?? 😭😭

Like, I wanna request stuff for the artist that you often see me draw Harley for, BUT I GET SO SCARED, BRO. Like, the things I wanna ask for are incredibly self-indulgent that I feel like him—or anyone—would be like, "NO. Lol, you're weird. Get out". AND I'D ALSO FEEL AWKWARD SINCE WE'RE NOT MUTUALS. 😖😖

Asking for art from friends/mutuals, while still nerve-wracking for me, is easier than asking for art from someone I simply follow. LIKE, Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN?? 😪😪 Everytime I see @ajoure's art, I'm just like, "I wanna be squished between them (Harley and Leith)," BUT ALL I DO IS COMMENT THAT SORT OF THING BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO REQUEST IT.

Besides, I don't know for absolute sure if he—along with other content creators—even like getting requests, or if they just want commissions. 🥲🥲

Anyways, enjoy my self-indulgent fanart.

I joined the casino/servant challenge that @archaospetryx and @birbdaddygram proposed! I like drawing slutty outfits, ngl.

Warnings: Suggestive clothing, bondage with wires

With and without text (the signature in the first one is how I think Harley would sign his name). As you can tell, I'm not very good with pickup lines. 😔😔

God, I love men.

Charlie (my OC) is drooling over this right now.

Liking a very unpopular ship (so unpopular, in fact, that there's not even content of them on this app) is interesting. I tend to subconsciously lean towards more well-known ships, but this one tickles my fancy a little bit.

Does it make sense? Not really. Is it funny, goofy, silly? Absolutely. I mean, what if Lucifer gets invited to Heaven with Charlie (for one reason or another; probably to meet with God), and they have to get through Peter. Obviously, Peter's never seen Lucifer before, he's only heard stories, but one rumor was certainly true; he was one of the prettiest angels.

Let me cook, guys, please. Please don't take away the oil, I just started the countertop oven. 😔😔🙏🙏

Anyways, back to Harley Sawyer—

@ajoure and I's Harleys have a little talk about their respective love interests.

MI!Harley: So, you've decided to pursue a relationship with... Pierre?

HL!Harley: Indeed I have

MI!Harley: Of all of the people in the factory, you chose him? That rotten backstabber?

HL!Harley: As much as it confounds me to say it, he's changed for the better.

MI!Harley: I somehow doubt that, but no matter.

HL!Harley: I take it that you are not dating your Leith?

MI!Harley: What a silly question; of course not. No, no, I'm in a relationship with the head designer of the toys, Charlie Malloy.

HL!Harley: We're you not the toy designer?

MI!Harley: Well, I gave my input, but the only one who would acknowledge it was him.

HL!Harley: I see.. Is he nice?

MI!Harley: Very. Too much so for a company such as this. He has no idea what's going on beneath the surface.

HL!Harley: Obliviousness. How adorable.

MI!Harley: Truly.

Warnings: Severe burn marks (damaged skin and eye, flayed ear), mention of (accidental) assassination

Okay, I know that this is extremely self-indulgent (it's not even an OC, that’s literally just me [basically if I was in Nimona]), but I can't help myself. I am only a man, after all.

So, this is Golden Tungstentouch (he doesn't have a last name outside of AUs and just as a persona, but everyone in the movie has a cool last name, so I made one for this version of him) and he was a guard.

He wasn't as strong or as agile as his boyfriends, so he didn't get properly knighted by the queen, but he didn't mind; it's a lot of pressure anyhow. When the queen promoted Ballister and his “sword” started acting up, Golden made the split-second decision to jump in front of the queen and save her from the blast. However, it was all in vain as she died, and he also got injured severely. Because of his injury, he couldn't see well out of his left eye, so he was demoted to simply watch over the Director.

In this universe, Ambrosius unofficially broke up with Ballister (he still very much loves him, but what’re you supposed to do when one of your boyfriends blasts at the other and nearly kills him??) and stayed with Golden, but Golden still considered himself to be in the polyamorous relationship with Bal; he knew that the “assassination” was an accident. When he first met Nimona and Essenal (my OC), he wasn't at all discriminative; he thought their ability to transform into different people and animals was cool.

After the events of the movie, Ambrosius gets back together with Ballister and they all live happily ever after with two shapeshifting “children” (Nimona and Essenal).

Little random fun fact about this version of my persona; Todd is terrified of him because of the one time he got really angry and made a large dent in his locker (Todd was watching the whole time), so he uses that fear to his advantage to scare Todd away from Ballister.

Leith Pierre and Harley Sawyer reaction images from my latest video.

Feel free to use, but only with credit. Don't make me hunt you down, dawg.