Shoto: You’re All Mights Secret Love Child

Y/n: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Daemon: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Rhaenyra: Tackle him.

Luke: Dump him.

Jace: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST TELL ME TO LEAN DOWN.

#Him

HOTD | An unsigned high valyrian love letter “To my most beloved Uncle” was found in the Keep. Once it was opened the entire family devolved into chaos.

For @hotd2025bingo “mistaken identity”

Shouto: "Touya-nii, stop! I have papers right here, I can adopt you and we can get away from dad" Dabi: Stops in the middle of the fight, deactivating his quirk "What? Ya can't do that" Shouto: Confused "Why not?" Dabi: "First, you're not 18. Second, I'm older than you" Shouto: Turns to Midoriya, who was standing beside him the whole time, with a sad n confused face "Midoriya, is it true?" Deku: "I'm afraid so" :( Shouto: "Can your mom adopt him, then?" Deku: "AH??? OH- I- UM- WE ALREADY ADOPTED TEN- I MEAN- SHIGARAKI" Shouto: "Oh.." Turns to Dabi, with puppy eyes "Can you adopt me then? I have dad's credit card" Dabi: Turns to Hawks that he was literally destroying seconds ago "Can I do that?" Hawks: "Yeah, you'd become his legal caretaker I think" Dabi: "AIGHT, FUCK, I'M IN"

Peter: How do you ask a girl out? Tony: It’s simple. Bucky: Exactly. You just open the door and say, “Get out, you are bothering me.”

if this isn’t Calum then I don’t know what is