Shouto: "Touya-nii, Stop! I Have Papers Right Here, I Can Adopt You And We Can Get Away From Dad" Dabi:

Shouto: "Touya-nii, stop! I have papers right here, I can adopt you and we can get away from dad" Dabi: Stops in the middle of the fight, deactivating his quirk "What? Ya can't do that" Shouto: Confused "Why not?" Dabi: "First, you're not 18. Second, I'm older than you" Shouto: Turns to Midoriya, who was standing beside him the whole time, with a sad n confused face "Midoriya, is it true?" Deku: "I'm afraid so" :( Shouto: "Can your mom adopt him, then?" Deku: "AH??? OH- I- UM- WE ALREADY ADOPTED TEN- I MEAN- SHIGARAKI" Shouto: "Oh.." Turns to Dabi, with puppy eyes "Can you adopt me then? I have dad's credit card" Dabi: Turns to Hawks that he was literally destroying seconds ago "Can I do that?" Hawks: "Yeah, you'd become his legal caretaker I think" Dabi: "AIGHT, FUCK, I'M IN"