"i'm team black" "i'm team green"
well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass
Shouto: "Touya-nii, stop! I have papers right here, I can adopt you and we can get away from dad" Dabi: Stops in the middle of the fight, deactivating his quirk "What? Ya can't do that" Shouto: Confused "Why not?" Dabi: "First, you're not 18. Second, I'm older than you" Shouto: Turns to Midoriya, who was standing beside him the whole time, with a sad n confused face "Midoriya, is it true?" Deku: "I'm afraid so" :( Shouto: "Can your mom adopt him, then?" Deku: "AH??? OH- I- UM- WE ALREADY ADOPTED TEN- I MEAN- SHIGARAKI" Shouto: "Oh.." Turns to Dabi, with puppy eyes "Can you adopt me then? I have dad's credit card" Dabi: Turns to Hawks that he was literally destroying seconds ago "Can I do that?" Hawks: "Yeah, you'd become his legal caretaker I think" Dabi: "AIGHT, FUCK, I'M IN"
And then there's the fact that I actually choose sides with my 😺
There's no moral compass here, my friends.
“ALL MUST CHOOSE”
me:
I'm not gonna say this is me BUT this is me every time I have homework due date to the next day
Some more highly specific memes to show that I can't control myself when it comes to writing 😔🤚
Objectification -> You are a hole to fuck
Degradation -> Your holes are worthless and filthy
Ownership -> Your holes belong to me
Praise -> Your holes feel so good
Objectification and praise -> You are such a good fuck toy
Objectification and Degradation -> You are a worthless fuck hole
Objectification and ownership -> You are my personal fuck toy
Degradation and ownership -> You are mine to destroy. I will ruin you.
Degradation and praise -> You are such a pretty little cum slut
Ownership and praise -> You are my favorite- I love owning you
Objectification, Degradation and Praise -> You are the best little cum hole
Objectification, Degradation, praise and Ownership -> You are my favorite cum filled hole to fuck.
Reblog with your favorite combination or add your own!
“[My mother] told me: “Don’t fall for the person who gives you butterflies. If you feel nervous when you’re around them, that’s a bad sign. Fall for the person who makes you feel safe, who makes you feel calm. That’s the person you’re supposed to be with.””
— Halsey, introducing Graveyard at the Grammy Museum (x)
Sunfyre learning Common Tongue because Aegon never learned how to speak in Valyrian
Learn the alphabet with Sebastian Stan!
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Tom Glynn-Carney brainrot // modern au Aegon II Targaryen (visual)
"Dicen que hay personas que llegan a tu vida como si fueran una tormenta solo para apagar las llamas del infierno que llevas dentro. Pero hay personas que solo llegan como eso,como una tormenta que destruye todo su paso y no deja que nada se salve de ella. Una tormenta que te llena de dolor y destroza cada pequeña cosa que te ha costado años construir. Lamentablemente en mi vida solamente he encontrado tormentas que me destruyeron y aumentaron las llamas de mi propio infierno."
The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + soundtrack.