Objectification, Degredation, Ownership And Praise - A Guide

helaena and aegon as twins just WORKS

(wip for your skin makes me cry)

I hate you because when I look into your eyes, I see the woman I used to be.

I hate you. Because when you were born, your father said he loved me.

Then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house whilst I lay pathetic and half-dead on a straw mat, my thighs slick with blood.

I hate you. Because if I didn’t…

I’d love you.

Me in class:

tell me this isn’t exactly what this feels like

House of the dragon x Gen neutral!Reader incorrect Quotes (Platonic)

N/a: Rhaenicent, platonic, reader can be interpreted as best friends or relative, Modern!AU.

Lucerys: Truth or Dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Lucerys: How many hours have you slept this week?

Y/n: Dare.

Lucerys: Go to sleep.

Y/n: I don't like this game.

Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar.

Rhaenyra: Explain?

Y/n: Eat a lot, Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Rhaenyra: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?

Y/n: That's another highlight

Rhaenyra: (Y/n) no-

Y/n: Queen Rhaenyra, What do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Revenge.

Y/n: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: Instruments of Torture.

Y/n: What Harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Rhaenyra: A new set for Syrax.

Y/n: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Lucerys: Because their hands are too shor-

Aemond: because they are all dead...

Y/n: Hey, Rhaenyra? Can I get some dating advice?

Rhaenyra: Just because I’m with Alicent doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Y/n: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Luke: Okay, but in my defense, Jace bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Y/n: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Y/n: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Daemon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: No, it’s not you.

Rhaenyra: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n: It’s not you either.

Aegon: Is it me, Y/n?

Y/n:

Y/n, mockingly: Is IT mE Y/n?

Y/n: Truth or dare?

Harwin : Dare

Y/n: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Harwin: Hey Laenor

Laenor, blushing: Yeah?

Harwin : Could you move? I’m trying to get to Rhaenyra

Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Viserys , in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Rhaenyra : what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: playing systemic oppression

Aegon: Why are Y/n and Helaena sitting with their backs to each other?

Aemond: They had a fight.

Aegon: Then why are they holding hands?

Aemond: They get sad when they fight.

Y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Helaena: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Aegon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Aemond: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Y/n: Can I be frank with you guys?

Helaena: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Aegon: Can I still be Aegon?

Aemond: Shh, let Frank speak.

Y/n: I was arrested for being too cool.

Alicent: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Y/n: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Baela: Wasn't Rhaena with you?

Rhaena: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

*Y/n and Aegon sitting in jail together*

Aegon: So who should we call?

Y/n: I’d call your mom, but I feel safer in jail

Alicent: HELP! I TOLD RHAENYRA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Y/n: , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Y/n please come to the front desk?

Y/n, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Luke and Joffrey

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Luke and Joffrey , simultaneously: We got lost :(

Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jace: Hey.

Luke: Hi.

Joffrey: Hello.

Aegon iii: Hey!

Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Viserys ii: We were out of Doritos.

Can someone please write a one shot/ or a multi chaptered fic of what would happen realistically if Vhagar had swallowed Luke alive like the wolves do in Grimm's fairy tales?

Like I want to see both Luke and Aemond panicking and losing their shit over this.

Like imagine Aemond returning back to King's Landing and Alicent waiting for him worried as shit and she knows that something is wrong bc of her own personal radar that is trained for the worst situations imaginable, so she's like:

"Aemond.... I heard Rhaenyra's son was also in Storm's End. Did you happen to see him? Why are you shaking?"

Aemond: "Well, about that... That's what I wanted to talk to you about..."

Alicent: "What do you mean? Did you see him or not?"

Aemond: "Yes, yes, but... there were some complications... Vhagarkindaatehimonthewayhere."

Alicent in absolute terror: "Vhagar did WHAT?!"

Aemond: "But, but - before you yell at me again... there are also good news."

Alicent, ready to pass out: "There's a boy. inside. the STOMACH. OF. A. DRAGON! What good news-?"

*she hears very clearly Luke yelling from inside of the beast's belly, wanting to get out and faints*

*****

Edit: Meanwhile, Vhagar, who swallowed Luke on purpose because "Visenya still hasn't confessed her feelings to that Dornish kid, eh? Must I do everything myself?" 😒

and people say women don’t have hobbies 🙄

"I didn't know what art was until I found you."

“How about you? Are you ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?” Hell no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight? I’m following him.

make me choose! howling commandos bucky barnes or winter soldier bucky barnes?

Halsey es una mujer que realmente me inspira día a día, y Still learning es una de mis canciones favoritas de Manic. So enjoy

“Pero nadie a mi alrededor sabe quién soy, qué me pasa, a quiénes lastimé y a dónde se han ido. Sé que he causado mucho daño pero estoy tratando de solucionarlo. Cometo los mismos errores, una y otra vez. A todos mis amigos, me disculpo por eso”

— Halsey- Still Learning. 

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