When your reading an in-progress fic and the author hasn’t updated yet:
Me: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
*looks in mirror*
Me: you need to get it the fuck together and figure out what happens!
I’ve always been a regulus kinnie, but recently I’ve felt like Evan and Barty’s weird kid if that kid had reg and James as uncles…
James think Regulus’s hip bone is sexy
I love how James Potter’s knife kink has become a frequent headcannon
Exactly, you get it
I love the unspoken rule about all the pet names:
James calls reg love
Reg calls James baby
Remus calls Sirius sweetheart
Sirius calls Remus anything to do with the moon
Let’s establish something. James Potter is a Marvel nerd. NOT a fan of DC.
Barty Crouch Jr. has a grown out buzz cut, eyeliner, and a rose tattoo on his neck.
I don’t make the rules.
This is the height of romance
Barty: If you had a gun with two bullets, which two people would you shoot?
Evan: I'd shoot your father twice.
James’s worst fear is being allergic to dogs
SAME
Kin'd,(how do you spell the past tense of kin???), Reggie so hard i realize my type in men is low-key James 😭🙏
So, I wrote a cute little jegulus fic where Harry plays matchmaker ❤️
I just posted the first chapter. It’s a sweet coffee shop au with lots of fluff and scheming
Ships: jegulus, wolfstar, marylily, dorlene, rosekiller
Summary: “Hermione, how would you like to play matchmaker?”
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James Potter is unequivocally lonely. And his son knows it too. So what’s a man to do when he meets a mysterious, sarcastic barista with the most beautiful eyes he’s ever seen?
A story where the Black brothers are estranged, and Harry knows absolutely nothing about it. That is, until he walks into a coffee shop and sees Regulus Black for the first time.
Or: Harry plays matchmaker for James and Regulus… and maybe the Black brothers, too.
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It’s called “Polaroids, Schemes, and Oblivious Idiots” by mirachdae on ao3