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Hiccup: *breaths*
Astrid, already whipping out the strap on: Hands and knees bitch boy
i decided to revisit my “mitsuba and sosuke are separate people” post on twitter so here is that ig
spoilers for the entire series obvs, there will not be any images bc i cannot be bothered to cut and paste the needed panels.
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Hmmm today i wanna cyber bully the shit out of jacob
miraculous, simply the best, up to the test when things go wrong! i wish for you, i wish for me~ taken from a kamome gakuen discord convo ft. @strawbes !!
arranged in order of 'mildly believble' to 'what have you been drinking'
first of all, let’s address what happens with the yorishiro first
once all are destroyed, you get a wish, and the world is destroyed too
... doESN’T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR-
world reversed, world destroyed, world remade, world time paradoxes, where in that one alternate reality the one who always fought alongside the main character suddenly went onto the side of the one you’re fighting against
watch hananene and imagine them as ladynoir with less sass (nene fits with the ladybug connotation like she fits strawberries!!)
hanako would make bad puns though...
'i'm gonna be late!!!!!!’
omfg someone write a miraculous au (me. i can help u with that.) (would love to see hakujoudai kwamis though-) (imagine ladybug doing a lucky charm and an entire elevator falls on them. think hanako)
ANYWAYS. TO THE HAWKMOTH PARALLELS.
have u heard of someone self-destructing and becoming evil-er to bring their love back to the world? that’s right. yako.
have you heard of (takes deep breath) someone who goes out and makes evil monologues with the team to change the forms of other people to grant a wish to bring someone else out into the world, while having a connection to the main characters’ items being used to obtain said wish?
(far-fetched section has started)
off track but nene’s destroying yorishiro pose is similar to lucky charm...
oh and imagine having a morally grey person that looks exactly like you and happens to visit every once in a while
we also got a token red-haired time manipulator who pops in occasionally (no luka mention,,, yet,,,)
speaking of pinkish-red-haired rabbit-related-androgynous-ish people who have personality...
i might update this later. might.
ty for reading ♡
Harry, wakes up with his arms wrapped around Draco: Why are we lying on the grass cuddled together?
Draco: You fainted while we were arguing and I didn’t want people to think I knocked you out so I thought it’d be safer if they thought we were a couple napping on the grass.
Harry: why would you think that was safer??
Draco: Potter I make very bad decisions when on the spot now stroke my hair.
Harry: *strokes hair*
Officially found the most beautiful place on earth.
Candi Ceto, a ancient hindu temple at Java
kaz brekker is the best book boyfriend to ever be written. like he wants inej to stay with him but he also wants her to be happy, so he buys her a boat so that she can leave him, knowing that it will make her happy. like you just can't beat that.
Guess who watched sk8 the infinity in 2 days
MY SON
MY SON
MY SON AND HIS BF
Ok my gay ass sons are beautiful but Ad*m will always have the best raw ass English dub lines. I hate him so much but the bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes bit just hit me like a TRUCK.
ACCURATE!!
the feminism leaving my body after seeing that one scene from she-hulk
I got this book, "The Girl Who Drank The Moon" by Kelly Smith. It made me SO mad. It's super well written, the plot makes sense. It has poetry and the poetry is nice too. You root for the characters. But it randomly switches perspectives between the two storylines endlessly and discombobulates you so bad you lose all momentum. Now all of sudden you can't read. In the end I had to just skim the fight sequences cause my brain stopped brain-ing thanks to the sheer amount of perspective shifts suddenly colliding into one.
10/10 would recommend.
It's always disappointing when there are multiple perspectives, but only one of them is actually interesting. Especially when they're very disconnected from each other
Christine should've chosen the Phantom change my mind
DOUBLE DATE~~~~<3
This was kinda a outfit/ art style/ prop study, so if you’ll let me~
Sonic: for his outfit I gave him an Adam Sandler + injury prone kid. I tried to draw him in a traditional art style but I don’t I succeeded. For his drink lemonade energy drink ( I have a head canon that him and shadow live on caffeine)
Shadow: his outfit ofc PUNK ( I really want to make a skirt version of this outfit)! his style I want to say dc comic but idk I just wanted to draw him edgy. His drink coffee, black.
Amy~: her outfit ofc cute-core, honestly I could put her in anything and she still would look cute. For her style I just wanted to draw her like candy. For her drink: strawberry cream boba.
Rouge: a sexy dress that she would probably use to get free drinks at a bar for her and her girlfriend. a dark painterly for Her style. And a well deserved wine.
Bloom: Timmy get me closer!
*While in the fight*
Roxy*fangirl*:Super hero landing! She is gonna do a super hero landing. Wait for it.
* Bloom lands in a cool way*
Roxy: Super hero landing!
Stella: Yeah that's really hard on the knees, so don't do that Rox.
I think Michael and Helen would have different colour schemes. Michael is like a walking pansexual flag to me while Helen leans more polysexual flag
In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.
idk man. au where kokichi is telepathic but its that one Simpsons clip
Bonus:
Me, re-reading novels about genocidal batshit crazy transhuman war criminals for the nth time, because it helps me take my mind off reality for at least a couple of hours:
Alright, here’s another brainwashed Optimus Prime pic with some background. Feel free to take a good look at this cold looking motherf##ker.
OH MY GOD IM DYING ITS SO TRUE (Or is it though….)
so jorge lied,
Lucifer is Jumin Han, but with the superior pet species, and that’s why I love him.
Who doesn’t love a guy who loves dogs? Lucifer with a puppy Cerberus anyone? Yes? Yes.
Yeah this is a long read but some of y’all need to read it. The OM devs are probably the nicest I’ve ever seen (from mobile games, console games, name it). There are lots of games with elements I don’t like, and I don’t play them. It’s not that hard, y’all.
And I’m going to be spending money on this game, because I want to support the devs and I believe in supporting content creators who make my days marginally less shitty. Like, there are days I spend writing briefs about child abusers, and getting yelled at by my boss, and my husband is furloughed, and I can’t go out and do anything I enjoy because plague, and I can take an hour to myself and hang out with cute demon boys. So leave these awesome people alone.
This is going to be a long one but I’m pissed.
Here’s some examples:
*Every event, if you complete daily tasks, save ten devil points for the 200ap deal you get every 24 hours (which is beyond generous in and of itself) and with a little bit of grinding YOU CAN complete the first page of prizes without spending any actual money. (I do it all the time...)
*By doing so you get ten demon vouchers FOR FREE! As well as an event related SSR card. If there’s a card you want, save the vouchers from a few events. It’s not hard.
*When you do a ten pull, THEY GUARANTEE AN SSR CARD! More apps are starting to do this but it’s not the norm.
*Its ok to lament shitty gacha luck (I have it in spades) but imo obey me has been far more generous in giving special cards than I’ve ever encountered.
*If you were really inclined too, you could spend money on the special event gacha to collect the shards and essentially buy a UR card.
*They give you a FREE option to farm for Grimm, that’s extremely generous. Ive spent literally weeks in other otome games to do the tiny little bit of grinding they allow (for free) daily just to clear checkpoints.
*You get to participate and complete entire story events for FREE. That’s not a norm either...most other otome apps break the story events into different character routes, with a crappy prize. It’s littered with hard to pass checkpoints and you have to buy the epilogue. (They’re not cheap)
*They have FREE daily log in bonuses that give you decent stuff.
It blew my damn mind when I first started seeing how much they interact with this fandom!!
*They respond quickly to app issues.
*Literally give you FREE shit and apologize whenever there’s a problem or just when they’re doing fucking maintenance!
*They’ve gone out of their way to apologize and explain content that came across as triggering for some players! On that note they’ve actually went as far to directly correct it in future event stories and lessons! They didn’t have to do it... they did because they care about the players.
*They released art content of the characters specifically so fans could have more reference material when they try their own art!!!
*There is an entire event (Levi’s Otaku Bootcamp) that’s given every few weeks with the sole purpose of giving you free items to help toward leveling up cards!! Also some devil points, AP and a demon voucher!!
If you started the game recently...you’re 👏 NOT 👏supposed 👏to be able to breeze through to lesson 28! You have to farm and grind for card items/Grimm just like the rest of us have and continue to do...
Nothing in this world is perfect but it’s clear they are trying hard to please their fans and show appreciation to them.
You know what’s going to happen if everyone doesn’t calm down and appreciate what we have?
You’re going to wear down them down and make them jaded. They won’t take joy in creating content anymore and it’ll drag the game down. And I couldn’t blame them in the slightest.
I’ve seen the way artists and writers get treated in this fandom. I’ve seen some of these brilliant people get so discouraged they delete their social media accounts and stop creating content.
It’s sickening....
It may come as a surprise but the devs, writers and all the staff involved with Obey Me are *gasp* real people too!!! Real people, with real feelings. You don’t think it affects them when you’re attacking them?
There’s a difference between starting a dialogue because you have questions or concerns with the game and then there’s being a prick...
Don’t be a prick....
This is a great game with a fun concept.
So chill the fuck out and give the devs a break. You don’t like the game, don’t play.
This project is finished!! Don't like it? Fight Me! (Not really)
I would like to add my contribution with Romano: Tailor
It's kind of funny, because in general human AUs I have a pretty good idea of what most of the Germanics would likely work with.
Prussia & Germany: Car mechanics. (To absolutely no one's surprise). 😂 xD Austria: Strict private music teacher (perhaps for adults? Not sure he'd have the patience for young children messing around). Switzerland: Ranger/forest guard. Also a licensed hunter. (Mainly does protective hunting where's there's no real other choice). Liechtenstein: Tailor/Sewer, and owning her own business.
Norway: Crazy rich Stock Market Master, (but also has an education in Economy Lawyer). Denmark: Electrician. Holy smokes it fits him so well. 😂 xD Sweden: Carpenter, who also dabbles into sewing, glass-blowing, house construction/building and different smithings as hobbies. Ice/Lad/Kugel/Sea: Still in school, but give them time. 😂 xD
Bonus: Hungary: Some kind of lawyer, though not sure what kind. Don't think she'd be the same kind of lawyer as Norway though. Finland: Plumber & licensed hunter. Former military. Is considering switching/educating himself to a forest ranger/nature guide instead. England: Struggling. 😂 Okay, no, I think his dream job would be to become a librarian, but he's currently enjoying his job as one of Liechtenstein's tailors.
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And then I go look at the rest and be like... "Uh... Would it be too stereotypical if I made Japan a mangaka or working with something related to IT?" , because I don't have a clear idea what everyone else would be working with yet. 😂 xD
With more appreciation
I AM FIG COOKIE’S NUMBER ONE FAN. ALL THE HATERS CAN CATCH THESE HANDS.
Bonus:
everyday we stray closer to heat waves
Not a want but a need pt.2. Anyone? Anyone??
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