Arthur, In Avalon: This Is The Worst Day Ever.

Arthur: everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Merlin: Arthur

has this been done yet?

Percival: When I said you should try being friendlier, this isn't what I meant.

Gwaine, stirring a cup of tea annoyedly: Oh, so now I'm too friendly? There's no pleasing you, Percival.

A bandit, who broke into the castle an hour ago: Two sugars, please.

Gwaine: here you are my friend

Merlin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!

Gwaine: Star fruit.

Merlin: So close! That is a shape.

Percival: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Lancelot: Black isn't a color.

Gwen: What about raspberries?

Arthur: Green bean?

Elyan: Lemons!!

Gaius: FUCKING ORANGE

Gwaine: Mothers, fuckers, and motherfuckers of the Jury-

Lancelot: Ah yes the three genders.

Ah yes.  Me.  My beloved.  And his 500-pound, fire-breathing dragon

why is this so funny

if you don't think that at some point after Gwen's coronation, she and Merlin got completely hammered and had a drunken 2am fashion show with all Gwen's new queen clothes, you would be wrong my friend

Merlin and Gwaine commissioned by @here–be-nerds for AO3 fic Strengths and Magics bogus adventures