Ah Yes.  Me.  My Beloved.  And His 500-pound, Fire-breathing Dragon

Elyan: Can you two please try and see things from my perspective?

Gwaine: *crouches*

Percival: *gets down on his knees*

Elyan: I will duel you both.

Uther: If you have any suggestions or complaints about the way I run my kingdom, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gaius:

Gaius: That’s a garbage can.

Uther: Exactly.

all gwaine does is flirt with merlin and drink and flirt with merlin and protect the underprivileged against the overpowered and flirt with merlin

Arthur: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Merlin, standing on the round table with Gwaine: Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing in lava.

Arthur: We need to create a distraction.

Percival: You want me to try? If I flex real hard I can make my shirt explode off of my body.

Arthur: Wait, you can seriously do that?

Gwaine: Oh, yeah! I've seen him do it. One of the buttons flew off and hit Elyan.

merlin: hey, it’s really muggy out today

arthur: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’ll kill you

merlin: *sips coffee from bowl*

Uther: Am I in hell?

Gaius: No, Uther. If you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

It's always sunny in camelot part 2

part one

Arthur: I might be a dumb blonde with low self-esteem and a dysfunctional family

Merlin: but...?

Arthur: that's it.