Gwaine : Now Are We AmeriCAN???

[Screaming from within the Pendragon-Ambrosius house]

Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, how old’s your kid?

Arthur: I have ten children from the ages of 29 to 6 in my house.

leon: while I’m gone, gwaine and percival, you’re in charge

gwaine and percival, high fiving: yes!

leon, whispering: elyan, you’re secretly in charge

elyan: obviously

Gaius: I found Merlin, he was sleeping on the job

Merlin: I wasn’t sleeping! I was drugged!

Gaius: Cancel that, Sire, he was doing drugs

Gaius: I told you to look after merlin.

Lancelot: He'll be fine. He's a sorcerer.

Gaius: That's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

Gwen: Will you look after Arthur?

Lancelot: He'll be fine. He's the King of Camelot.

Gwen: That's just what he's called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

4 gay people looking at each other

Merlin: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Gaius: What do I look like? Your dad? Do whatever the hell you want. I don't care.

Merlin: Okay--

Gaius: But be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.

Merlin:

Gaius: Oh, and here, ten bucks for popcorn.

Gwaine: so you have magic

Merlin: that is correct

Gwaine: and you can do just about anything

Merlin: I’m not sure where this is going but sure

Percival: Merlin don’t-

Gwaine: apple pie. cheese.

Merlin: sorry?!

Gwaine: apple pie

Gwaine: cheese

Gwaine: can you do it

Merlin:

Percival, holding the bridge of his nose:

Commission for @blondemarvelchick for Merlin Fans for BLM

Merlin taking Gwaine to meet Aithusa💜

Ya’ll ever think about how Gwaine stopped in the middle of a bar brawl to introduce himself/flirt with a cute guy because it lives rent free in my brain