Leon: I Need A Drink

Arthur, entering the tavern with Merlin and Gwaine: Can you guys get a table?

Merlin: Okay.

Merlin and Gwaine, three minutes later, carrying a table and sprinting at Arthur: GO GO GO

Arthur: This time, we fight Morgana using our superpowers.

Arthur: Our two brain cells

Arthur: Gaius. Guinevere. It's your time to shine.

Gwen: How dumb does Gaius think we are?

Merlin: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?

For @forever-rewatching-merlin​ who made me cry over my most favourite merlin fic for the hundredth time.

Die For You In Secret by @emrysofmagic  - In which Merlin and Lancelot start sleeping together at the end of season three, Arthur notices, Gwaine is all too perceptive, and Merlin realizes that the heart’s capacity for love is greater than he ever could have imagined.

based on an image from a moodboard a kind commenter friend made for me/my fic

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Uther: Am I in hell?

Gaius: No, Uther. If you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Gaius: what's a six-letter word for annoying?

Merlin: Arthur

Arthur: Merlin

Gaius:... Why are you both like this?

Snow white au 🍃

Gaius: So I have a riddle for you. There are two islands connected by a bridge capable of holding only one hundred pounds. On one island, there is a gatekeeper who only lets you cross the bridge one time, and on the other island, there is a princess and an apple tree.

Merlin: Can I be both the apple tree and the princess?

Gaius: No. Shush. The princess weighs ninety-nine pounds, and each apple weighs half a pound. But she needs to get three apples across. How does she do this without collapsing the bridge?

Gwaine: WEAK-ASS BRIDGE! Who the FUCK was in charge of construction?

Gaius: No--

Arthur: You THROW one apple across, and you carry the other two just fine!

Gwaine: YEET THE FRUIT!

Percival: Or you roll it! Like a bowling ball!

Merlin: The gatekeeper is the singular pin, and if you don't knock him down, you lose crossing privileges.

Gaius: That's not--

Elyan: What time period is this in? Do dragons still exist? She can just tie an apple to a dragon and fly it over.

Gaius: She JUGGLES them! She juggles the apples! One apple is always in the air as she crosses! THAT is the answer! Holy shit.

Merlin:

Merlin: Dude

Gaius: What?

Merlin: Boat.

Arthur: Boat!

Elyan: Boat???

Percival: Boat!

Gwaine: BOAT!!!!

Gaius:

Gaius: I'm leaving.