Gwen: How Dumb Does Gaius Think We Are?

Gwaine : Now are we ameriCAN???

Gwaine : Or AMERICANT?

Percival :

Percival : Gwaine we’re British

Uther: The boys haven't eaten their sandwiches.

Gaius: Okay, just throw them out.

Uther:

[Later]

Uther, helping Arthur and Merlin pack suitcases: Look, I'm just as surprised as you are.

what BBC Merlin needed

less prophecy

more people learning his secret and interacting with him regularly instead of immediately dying

why is this so funny

Merlin: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.

Gaius, sighing: What did you do this time?

Merlin: In the throne room, Uther pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".

Merlin: So I asked which end.

Gaius:

Uther: Am I in hell?

Gaius: No, Uther. If you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

stained glass

My Father? He was a Dragonlord? Why did no one ever tell me?!

I wanted to. Your mother feared it would be too dangerous.

Colin Morgan 

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