Stop Eating Gruel With The Fools And Come Eat A Leek With A Freak

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

just realized harry never got to say "eww" everytime he saw James and Lily kiss and this information is killing me.

🎨: siryusart on x

Everytime a person portrays Remus as conventionally attractive an angel loses its wings. Not even that, the angel straight up dies.

The world would reach peace if we all accepted the fact that Remus John Lupin? Yeah, that lad has been a loser since birth. He calls the librarian ma’am and bites the skin of his fingers.

So in British secondary terms an absolute freak. Without the marauders this man would’ve been bullied so hard, and it brings me great sorrow to acknowledge it.

That makes wolfstar funnier though. Sirius is meant to be the stereotypical sporty rich boy, but here he is, swooning over the guy he should be making fun of while also not realising this bloke he thinks is miles out of his league actually isn’t. Sirius is just pathetic and queer.

It’s a beautiful dynamic. Give me fourteen of them right now.

Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

Was I physically ill for eating more than one meal today? Yes, yes I was. Will I take that as a sign to not stuff my face again?

No. I absolutely will not. My shrunk stomach can feel froggy and leap, because I’m going to make a toast tower, and I will devour it.

To any JKR supporters left after she not only bribed the Supreme Court to pass a law riddled with blatant transphobia but actually succeeded in getting that law passed?

Trust that you will be dealt with. I will personally invite myself into your abode and go absolutely mad. Apeshit even. Trust that I will gnaw your face off.

After all, I have nothing against biting chunks off a bigot if their views ruin the safety of my country.

If you give that filth any sort of money, e.g purchasing films, books, merchandise and watching the new series. Trust that you will be dealt with.

- xoxo, merakiitills

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

They’re in love btw

I’m not even the biggest wolfstar shipper but I know for a fact that it’s going to stick around for fucking FOREVER

Like as long as people interact with hp and want to make gay fanfiction- Wolfstar will stay alive. Most marauders fans today don’t even talk about ‘the shoebox project’ which is a fanfic that used to be the literal wolfstar bible. Nowadays it’s atyd and eventually it’ll be something new

It hurts to say this but jegulus, dorlene, pandalily, marylily, rosekiller- pretty much every big marauders ship will eventually die out. The day Wolfstar dies is the day humanity dies from nuclear fallout….and even then someone will have saved copies of Harry Potter and the new age readers will be like ‘damn! Harry’s godfather and teacher should bone’