The Difference Between Regulus And Sirius Is That Regulus Is A Pervert And Sirius Is A Slut

headcanon that all rosiers are creepy and weird. pandoras a seer, evan’s an extreme empath. they make jewelry out of animal bones. they talk to themselves for hours. dora disappears to the woods every couple weeks and is missing for hours, only to return with a wild look in her eyes. evan paints the most disturbing, eerie shit anyone’s ever seen. pandora sleep walks, evan talks in his sleep. they probably made friendship bracelets out of hair. their first friends at hogwarts were the ghosts. they’re just a lil bit crazy okay

Lily: We can have our nervous breakdown later, Everyone get it together Remus: Fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdown I go first

I’m not even the biggest wolfstar shipper but I know for a fact that it’s going to stick around for fucking FOREVER

Like as long as people interact with hp and want to make gay fanfiction- Wolfstar will stay alive. Most marauders fans today don’t even talk about ‘the shoebox project’ which is a fanfic that used to be the literal wolfstar bible. Nowadays it’s atyd and eventually it’ll be something new

It hurts to say this but jegulus, dorlene, pandalily, marylily, rosekiller- pretty much every big marauders ship will eventually die out. The day Wolfstar dies is the day humanity dies from nuclear fallout….and even then someone will have saved copies of Harry Potter and the new age readers will be like ‘damn! Harry’s godfather and teacher should bone’

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.

And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.

It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.

created thanks to @fandombirdie 's great idea

11!Sirius: no, Regulus, you can’t come play with us, James is my friend 16!Regulus: no, Sirius, you can’t come with us, James and I have a date

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

scattered 'cross my family line

i'm so good at telling lies, that came from my mother's side. told a million to survive