✩˚₊.my dirty little corner of the internet.₊˚✩any pronouns | whimsigoth | gender fluid.~*20s*~.
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"and I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks and I
saw your mom she forgot that I existed
and it's
half my fault, but I just like to play the victim"
-noah kahan!!! my beloved!!!
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hello again!!! i definitely have kept on track and missed no days!!! mother nature making us hivemind? so many things added together (loss of scopaesthesia due to phone use, opting for different choices then either supporting or vetoing each other until reaching a consensus, pheromones, etc.) make hivemind in nature, so us too?
answer plz help
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"i know i am no better than swine
i scream and squeal at the ground 'make me beautiful, in the image of the starry night sky!'
i carve, dirty hands in dirty soil, messages for the gods i may never lay eyes on 'make me perfect. make me feel love. make me.'
-the irony is pigs dont even know what stars look like! and im the pig!! get it? haha! get it????? im sad!!!
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i promise soon ill make happy poems, ive just been so moody lately! i went apple picking with a friend today, we also got pumpkins! sometimes i forget how nice it feels to dress up and play with friends :) sorry no haha funny post today, maybe tomorrow! OH also!! i was thinking about maybe on sunday nights posting "outfit inspo" collages!! so if that sounds cool maybe comment a little "yeah babe" or a "hey kiddo, its dad, i know we havent spoken much since, well really ever. but i wanted you know, im proud of you." to let me know youd like the collages :D!!!
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this is Garf's sunroom, bathroom, living room, and kitchen, respectively. my header image is his office! (sorry no poetry today :/)
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every day when i wake up i take a womans multivitamin and think "everyones divided on if these work or not, maybe i shouldnt even take them :(" and then proceed to say out loud "im not even a woman lol." i then grab my balls out of the saline solution i soak them in overnight, to keep them taught, and stick em back on me to continue my day! its so easy being green! or whatever the fuck that frog said!
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"i will never forgive myself for what i let happen to you but i know you will return to me your final night
to tell me you love me,
to sleep easy,
because you never cared much for staying in one place for very long"
-this one was about my favorite big stuffed dog that my real dog chewed up
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i was reading a fanfic today (ghost x reader obvi) where the author wrote "moaning and whining like a bitch in heat" and i had to stop, turn my phone off, and lay on my back to really process where im at in my life journey. 20 years old. college drop out. loser stoner. i sometimes forget how graphic yall get- like someone wrote about the white crust we get on our panties?! hello?! please yall please calm down im begging you T-T (dont. dont ever calm down. its hilarious and hot and sexy and funny and cool)
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"she laughs. she laughs hard. "'oh, my god, i know'" she says "'they're so big.'" we both laugh at our son's big balls."
-that fucking psycho colleen hoover
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tonights theme? lights & lamps. why? BECAUSE I SAID SO. i finally read a colleen hoover book for the first time, take a wild guess which one. ive been down this COD hyper fixation rabbit hole for the past month, lots and lots of fan fiction has been read, Ghost specifically. but i make exceptions for soap and konig (im equally in love with them all.) ive never played any of the games before but i sure do know all the lore so i think im better than any man, alive or dead.
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"no name could ever be so sweet to murmur as yours is
I find myself unable to stop sweetening my tongue"
-its me!! again!! can you tell im unrelentingly horny
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you know the justice tarot card? im her but instead of a scale and wand or whatever the fuck she holds, i hold a sparky pink dildo in one hand and doritos dinamita in the other.
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i relished being the one who made you cry"
-guess who...
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ooookay!!! so i technically missed a day of posting! so what! i was busy making a hinge account so i could fall in love in 24 days and then disappear on my trip or whatever. anyways i saw the most beautiful amazing woman today on a walk downtown and i stopped her to tell her how drop dead gorgeous she was and she went "ha." and walked away. i love her. so m uch! ok thats all for today i am very "eek! anxiety!" today :~(
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"i know two things that will make a person sin
the first is a truck driver without pen
and the second thing that will make you faint
is simply the word tain-"
-an old coworker of mine who never failed to steal giggles from me
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im currently reading Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern and its so fun. every review ive seen about it always says something along the lines of "no clue whats happening in it, love the vibes tho" and then they rate it like 10/10. so far yes 100% is so vibey, no clue what ive read so far but ughh!!! i may be doomed to only knowing what a loving relationship is from the outside; i fear one day ill wake up 70 years old in a cold bed with nothing to my name and a heavy, unrelenting addiction to Judge Judy. its such a fun read for the fall too!! it just fits so well with the season! i think the next book i wanna read tho will be some kind of sapphic love story. im tired of straight people! smooches<3
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"i know when you hear my name, your eyes quiver and your throat feels raw 
you can't help but seize at the idea of hearing my voice again
no one else can quell your parched tongue, as nothing would be more gratifying than me"
-i know i keep quoting my own poetry but ugh let me live >///<
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like any other genderfluid boss babe, i use tumblr to quench my thirst for smutty fan fiction. last night as i was perusing for my night cap i decided "hey, lets read about joel miller just absolutely going to town on my body!" BUT you perverse, fatherless (same lol) FREAKS! cant seem to write anything about that man without it being the most obvious father/daughter fantasy story. freud was so right, why would you let him be right? anyways go read @bageldaddy 's one shot called Sundown cause WOWIE WOAH MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMIMA BAZOOOOOOOOING! * EYES POP OUT * AROOOOOOOOGA! * JAW DROPS TONGUE ROLLS OUT * WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF * TONGUE BURSTS OUT OF THE MOUTH UNCONTROLLABLY LEAKING FACE AND EVERYTHING IN REACH * WURBLWURBLWURBWURLBWURBLWURBLEWLURBWUBRLWURBWLWUBLR * TINY CUPID SHOOTS AN ARROW THROUGH HEART * AHHHHHHHHHHH ME LADY... * HEART IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART STARTS BEATING SO HARD YOU CAN SEE IT THROUGH SHIRT* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM * MILK TRUCK CRASHES INTO A BAKERY STORE IN THE BACKGROUND *
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"women do stupid things when they're in love. that's why i've been in business for twelve years"
- Judge Judy
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i have this guttural, almost euphoric, sense that i am the only other human being on this earth that really understands and is captivated by Judge Judy. like me and her? best of friends. lovers from another life. we know each other so deeply and intimately but we are sadly separated by time and space. one day Judy. one day.
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"I just knew the juice would run down my throat and cure me;
drip down my chin when I bite it again
as if in protest of it's own consumption"
-me (again lol)
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teehee so i have a trip planned for the holidays to visit my family in mexico for 3 months, i haven't seen them for almost 3 years, so i'm very excited!! since i'll be gone for so long, i'm tempted to start a whirlwind romance with someone off the street who i will then disappear on. i'll be leaving them to go through the process of grief, then finding another person to mend their heart, having children with their new partner and telling said children stories of their first real love (me), and lastly they find out (preferably on their deathbed) that i'm still alive. though sadly, one can only hope of becoming such an elusive figure :(
if you want to be apart of that whirlwind romance hit me up. smooches!
-mars<3
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"I wanted wings solely to reach the cleaner undisturbed air
Be told I was better for reaching so high
I now know I was destined for the bottom
Only those born of storks should ever touch clouds"
-me lol
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first post on this account!! on every post i'll have where i found whatever image and who posted it in the alt text, but please pretty please let me know if i miss any. like i said in my bio, i'm really only posting to make my own curated image board though i still want to give credit to where i find them! in these little sections i'm thinking of writing about my current read, tbr list, current fandoms, etc. i'll probably even make little diary entries :D sorry this has been long enough!
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