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"she laughs. she laughs hard. "'oh, my god, i know'" she says "'they're so big.'" we both laugh at our son's big balls."
-that fucking psycho colleen hoover
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tonights theme? lights & lamps. why? BECAUSE I SAID SO. i finally read a colleen hoover book for the first time, take a wild guess which one. ive been down this COD hyper fixation rabbit hole for the past month, lots and lots of fan fiction has been read, Ghost specifically. but i make exceptions for soap and konig (im equally in love with them all.) ive never played any of the games before but i sure do know all the lore so i think im better than any man, alive or dead.
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"i will never forgive myself for what i let happen to you but i know you will return to me your final night
to tell me you love me,
to sleep easy,
because you never cared much for staying in one place for very long"
-this one was about my favorite big stuffed dog that my real dog chewed up
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i was reading a fanfic today (ghost x reader obvi) where the author wrote "moaning and whining like a bitch in heat" and i had to stop, turn my phone off, and lay on my back to really process where im at in my life journey. 20 years old. college drop out. loser stoner. i sometimes forget how graphic yall get- like someone wrote about the white crust we get on our panties?! hello?! please yall please calm down im begging you T-T (dont. dont ever calm down. its hilarious and hot and sexy and funny and cool)
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me, a gender fluid, also having to traveling to a secret third place
i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
lemme grind my pussy on this stalagmite real quick lol
that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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"I just knew the juice would run down my throat and cure me;
drip down my chin when I bite it again
as if in protest of it's own consumption"
-me (again lol)
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teehee so i have a trip planned for the holidays to visit my family in mexico for 3 months, i haven't seen them for almost 3 years, so i'm very excited!! since i'll be gone for so long, i'm tempted to start a whirlwind romance with someone off the street who i will then disappear on. i'll be leaving them to go through the process of grief, then finding another person to mend their heart, having children with their new partner and telling said children stories of their first real love (me), and lastly they find out (preferably on their deathbed) that i'm still alive. though sadly, one can only hope of becoming such an elusive figure :(
if you want to be apart of that whirlwind romance hit me up. smooches!
-mars<3
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"so wHY DONT YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE
chAAAAAAANCE"
-Gumball Waterson
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(before we get started i know none of this is whimsigoth but this is the only social media i have to show my trip to yall im so sorry plz dont crucify me)
GOOOOOD nothing like being in a different country and having the urge, no, the NEED to text an ex or flirt and sext, amirite ladies? FUCK.
Also! The red and white striped clothing you see woman wearing in some pictures are called Güipil. They are woven and worn with a traditional skirt (same weaving method is used but an entirely different pattern and style is used for skirts) by the Triqui people, which I am half :)! We are a fascinating group of indigenous Mexicans so if you have any questions please please ask away!! I wanna talk to yall about my people (or you could just google us but i miss you all :( so)
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i work at *unnamed* law firm, specifically in the car accident area and this is exactly what it feels like to drive after every picture i've seen. i'm so scared of being degloved.
i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
Play toys can mean anything from running around in a field together to making elaborate littlest pet shop rp scenarios to playing Minecraft to learning yoyo tricks together to having an elaborate fancy tea party to doing bob Ross paintings together to hardcore bdsm sex. And you can do any of them with your friends if they have time and want to play toys with you btw
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