Ok I’ve posted like four times in the same hour but here’s one more… it’s a sassy jungle cat. rawrrrrr 🐯
“I’m malfoy. Draco malfoy. No need to ask your name. Acute angles, at 76 degrees…. You must be an icsoles.
I just. I get really emotional about mirror spiders and their reflective scales.
they look like itty bitty bejeweled hatpins and I can’t. cope. i want one to dangle on my earlobe like an earring and whisper its tiny spider secrets into my ear. i would laugh at all of its jokes, and walk slowly and with my neck held very straight, so as not to disturb it during spider naptime.
WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up
then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’
“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”
Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍
Here’s another one of mio, of when I got my first haircut since 2019, (pandemic) and it’s a bit sloppy, but u get the point. Small, floofy, evil, etc…
Come bats had a Laff
joker is a bottom