can you tell me a shark fact you find interesting?
O-ho! Thank you for the ask, person who definitely isn't my alternate account! I sure will tell you a shark fact!
Greenland sharks have a lifespan of around 300 (or more!) years, which not only makes them the longest living sharks, but also the longest living vertebrates in the world!! Wowzers!!
why, when I lay on my left side, does the left half of my face go numb?
HAHAHA I LOVE THIS
My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.
we don't know how to decorate cakes
Nobody likes marine life as much as I do
Except for people who like dolphins
Everyone likes dolphins more than me
Super quick ford doodle
Matt "bisexual hipster" Hooper
Martin "token straight" Brody
(N/A) "20 dollars is 20 dollars" Quint
The first half of the school year always stresses me out because what do you mean I have to go through this all again??
Second half of the year is fine, it's 'yippee!! school's almost over!!'
First half is a nightmare because I feel like I've gone back in time and have to repeat school.
I just feel like I've gone nowhere and will continue to go nowhere and it's horrible and stressful and I hate it
The craziest plot twist ever in The Great Gatsby happened at least once every chapter
chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????
In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)
A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again
Kale
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt