chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????
In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)
A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again
I think a girl is trying to sapphic rizz me because she just asked me if she's the sun or the moon
I think the reason they say that the opposite of love is indifference is because really, there's nothing more romantic than having one person you obsessively, passionately hate.
Today, my great uncle Lewis taught me how to kill someone and make it look like an accident
oh I got clocked....
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Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend by Arctic Monkeys is the only song I've been listening to as of late
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I'm so used to being forced out of a fandom by either a messed up creator or a messed up community that I stopped enjoying the gravity falls fandom for no reason because I'm too scared to like things anymore
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me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences