Cringetober Day One- Screenshot Redraw

Do you guys ever walk into your room with the lights off and then when you turn them on you get really scared that there's gonna be a dead body on the floor

I love all my moots!!!!

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Reblog if you can see italicised emoji

saying "we" when I actually just mean "me" because I'm so used to including my best friend in conversations

Coca Cola rejected my business offer ☹️

They said they can't

debating on giving my future child the middle name something like "awesome" or "danger", like, just so that they could be cooler than everyone else and never lie in convenient circumstances

what does this mean bro why is tumblr doing this

me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

Matt "bisexual hipster" Hooper

Martin "token straight" Brody

(N/A) "20 dollars is 20 dollars" Quint

I'm playing "darts" with my cousin (modified version to fit his 8 year old brain) and he got 9 and 12. He said "I got 21" and I said "actually 9 plus 10 equals 21".

He proceeded to make fun of me for my subpar math skills.

What has the world come to.