Life-in-the-depressing-world - Untitled

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Tristan: You are important to me and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Liesel: I would be happy if you stopped hiring criminals to steal ancient texts and poisoning your own food.

Tristan: I said within reason, Kore. How about I murder that guy?

Liesel: So murder is in reason but proper self care and lawful behavior isn't?

Tristan: Well, of course, dear. What kind of question is that?

BNHA Incorrect quotes#43 Straight sobbing-

Giran: once In when i was a young man I tried to rob this preppy kid on their way to school but before I could even get a threat out they told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight-year-old just asked me to kill them outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried-

Convenience!Y/n:...

Convenience!Y/n: omg wait that was me!!! :D

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BNHA Incorrect quotes#40 New tip jar

Raggedy Hipster: Oh good, you're still open. Co-Worker: Yes we are what can I get you? Raggedy Hipster: Everything in the register. Co-Wo

cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know i'm there

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Yelena: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kate: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Natasha: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kate, learn to listen.

Y/N: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yelena: That's voodoo.

Y/N: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Kate: That's correlation, not causation.

Y/N: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Wanda: That's kinky.

Natasha: Oh my God.

[At breakfast]

Wanda: How did the date go?

Y/N: I bet Yelena was really enjoying her time with you.

Kate: [frowns] She wouldn't even kiss me.

Y/N: Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Kate. Wanda wouldn't kiss me until our third date.

Wanda: ...

Y/N: It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.

Wanda: [chokes on her coffee]

Kate: [stares at Y/N in shock]

Y/N: (Clicks pen)

Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)

Bakugou: Stop that!

Shinsou: Stop what?

Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!

Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did

Natasha: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Y/N: myself

Natasha:

Natasha: detka, are you okay