Y/N: (Clicks Pen)

dating shigaraki is like having a wet lost puppy. he is emotionally dependent on you while simultaneously being unhealthy about it.

These two are just two emo gal pals that get together to listen to MCR

Black Squadron has just returned from a mission:

Leia: Well done. You're dismissed.

Poe: Thanks, mom.

Everyone:

Poe: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jess: You just called the General "mom". You said "thanks, mom".

Poe: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".

Leia: Do you see me as a mother figure, Dameron?

Poe: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Karé: Hey, show your mother some respect!

Poe: I didn't call her "mom"!

Leia: No, no, no, no, Poe. I take it as a compliment.

Snap: It's not a big deal. I called Karé "mom" once and she's my wife.

Poe: Guys, jump on that! Snap is really weird.

Jess: Old news! But you calling General Organa "mommy"—

Poe: Hey, "mommy" is not on the table here.

Suralinda: You did call her "mom", dude.

Poe: You shut up. You're a liar. You almost exposed our location to the whole galaxy for an article!

Suralinda: Alright, alright. I was actually going to expose you for that story. I lie all the time. Everyone knows I lied about that, but the mom thing? That happened.

Poe: Aha! She admitted it! Suralinda is a liar!

Leia: I believe you—

Poe: Thank you.

Leia: —Son, do you want to talk about it over some tea?

Poe: ...I'd like that.

toga and some shigarakis

Person A: “Hey, did I do something to upset you?”

Person B: “No? Why?”

Person A: “You’ve never once called me by my name, but you call everyone else by theirs, even though I’ve known you the longest… Hell, you even call (Person C) by name… Did I do something wrong?”

Person B: “…”

Person A: “…Oh. my. god… you don’t remember what it is, do you?!”

Person B: “…To be fair, we were in the middle of a pretty intense situation when you first introduced yourself.”

[When Y/N first met Natasha]

Y/N: She really took my breath away…

Clint: Yeah, that’s usually what happens when someone punches you in the throat.

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

Person A: “…Well this is definitely a first.”

Person B: “I really wish I could say the same.”

Person A: “….Why are you helping me?”

Person B: “Because nobody deserves to die like this.”

Person A: “Even someone like me?”

Person B: “….Especially someone like you.”

Kate: [handing a bowl of soup to Yelena]

Half of Kate’s brain: Careful, it’s hot.

Other half of Kate’s brain: I made some soup.

Kate: Careful, it’s soup.