Black Squadron Has Just Returned From A Mission:

Black Squadron has just returned from a mission:

Leia: Well done. You're dismissed.

Poe: Thanks, mom.

Everyone:

Poe: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jess: You just called the General "mom". You said "thanks, mom".

Poe: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".

Leia: Do you see me as a mother figure, Dameron?

Poe: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Karé: Hey, show your mother some respect!

Poe: I didn't call her "mom"!

Leia: No, no, no, no, Poe. I take it as a compliment.

Snap: It's not a big deal. I called Karé "mom" once and she's my wife.

Poe: Guys, jump on that! Snap is really weird.

Jess: Old news! But you calling General Organa "mommy"—

Poe: Hey, "mommy" is not on the table here.

Suralinda: You did call her "mom", dude.

Poe: You shut up. You're a liar. You almost exposed our location to the whole galaxy for an article!

Suralinda: Alright, alright. I was actually going to expose you for that story. I lie all the time. Everyone knows I lied about that, but the mom thing? That happened.

Poe: Aha! She admitted it! Suralinda is a liar!

Leia: I believe you—

Poe: Thank you.

Leia: —Son, do you want to talk about it over some tea?

Poe: ...I'd like that.

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“You can’t compartmentalize this… can you? You can’t—you refuse to just let it be…”

“You want me to let you get killed?”

“No. I don’t have a death wish, [——]. I want—I need you to put aside the hot-headed, all-knowing, always have to be right, protective big brother mentality and be the rational, ice in his veins soldier that you are. Personal feelings are going to get us all killed.”

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Tomura, walking into the hideout and seeing a massive blowup pool.

Tomura: “What is this?”

Toga, in the pool: “We found a pool.”

Dabi, floating around on a flamingo floaty: “We stole a pool.”

Tomura: “…and you put it inside the hideout?”

Toga: “Well, you don’t want us being seen, do you?”

Tomura: “… I guess not.”

Toga: “Anyway, get in! We’re playing mermaids.”

Tomura: “Honestly, that sounds childish—“

Twice, running into the room in swim trunks: “I’m ready to play mermaids!”

Tomura, sighs: “Fine, but I’m the mermaid in charge.”

Toga: “Deal. What are you Dabi?”

Dabi: “I’m not playing this dumb shit.”

Toga: “Then Dabi is our pet guppy.”

Dabi: “No! I’m a cool demon-shark hybrid.”

Toga: “Okay, great, so we’re all playing!”

Dabi: “Fuck.”

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Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Person A: “Is it just me…. or is that car following us.”

Person B: “No, I noticed it too.”

Person A: “…..Plan B?”

Person B: “Plan B.”

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I need people to understand that I want more scary Stiles Stilinski. I'm feral for this little sopping wet cat of a man whom everyone underestimates until he goes from 0 to 100. One second he's being a little damsel in distress but then one of his friends gets hurt and suddenly he stands in a field of gore cackling at the sky because the bloodlust has driven him nearly insane. Bonus points if Derek is there and matches his freak.

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[At breakfast]

Wanda: How did the date go?

Y/N: I bet Yelena was really enjoying her time with you.

Kate: [frowns] She wouldn't even kiss me.

Y/N: Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Kate. Wanda wouldn't kiss me until our third date.

Wanda: ...

Y/N: It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.

Wanda: [chokes on her coffee]

Kate: [stares at Y/N in shock]