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Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“You can’t compartmentalize this… can you? You can’t—you refuse to just let it be…”

“You want me to let you get killed?”

“No. I don’t have a death wish, [——]. I want—I need you to put aside the hot-headed, all-knowing, always have to be right, protective big brother mentality and be the rational, ice in his veins soldier that you are. Personal feelings are going to get us all killed.”

Taemin + text posts (pt. 1/2)

bonus:

{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}

Wanda: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Y/N: Well, it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Would you like me to tutor you?

Kate: Dude, that was smooth.

[Y/N, from another planet, standing in front of a huge crowd in front of the Avengers tower, after learning about Christmas, giving a speech]

Y/N: Thousands of gingers die every single year to make gingerbread houses for Christmas and you need to warn the ones you care about and sacrifice the ones you don't, so we can save Natasha Romanoff!

*Natasha, finds and drags Y/N inside and away from all the confused people, to explain that that’s not true*

Y/N, to Natasha: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.

Natasha, amused: Who told you about gingerbread houses without me being there to make sure you actually understand how they work?

[At breakfast]

Wanda: How did the date go?

Y/N: I bet Yelena was really enjoying her time with you.

Kate: [frowns] She wouldn't even kiss me.

Y/N: Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Kate. Wanda wouldn't kiss me until our third date.

Wanda: ...

Y/N: It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.

Wanda: [chokes on her coffee]

Kate: [stares at Y/N in shock]

Get to Know Me Meme || (1/5) favourite royal palaces: Château de Versailles (France)

Château de Versailles is a palace located in the city of Versailles. It was the home for the royal family of France from 1682 to 1789.

The Baroque style of architecture characteristic of Versailles Palace impresses people by its luxury, with colossal murals, rows of monumental statues, and an immense collection of fine furniture inside the palace. The stunning geometric design of the garden and the great fountain outside in the yard. The scale and style of the place shows the world without doubt about the power, the glory, and the wealth of the French monarchy in that period of French history. Mark Twain said of it, “You gaze, and stare, and try to understand that it is real, that it is on the earth, that it is not the Garden of Eden…” (x)

— via knjfedog

Black Squadron has just returned from a mission:

Leia: Well done. You're dismissed.

Poe: Thanks, mom.

Everyone:

Poe: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jess: You just called the General "mom". You said "thanks, mom".

Poe: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".

Leia: Do you see me as a mother figure, Dameron?

Poe: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Karé: Hey, show your mother some respect!

Poe: I didn't call her "mom"!

Leia: No, no, no, no, Poe. I take it as a compliment.

Snap: It's not a big deal. I called Karé "mom" once and she's my wife.

Poe: Guys, jump on that! Snap is really weird.

Jess: Old news! But you calling General Organa "mommy"—

Poe: Hey, "mommy" is not on the table here.

Suralinda: You did call her "mom", dude.

Poe: You shut up. You're a liar. You almost exposed our location to the whole galaxy for an article!

Suralinda: Alright, alright. I was actually going to expose you for that story. I lie all the time. Everyone knows I lied about that, but the mom thing? That happened.

Poe: Aha! She admitted it! Suralinda is a liar!

Leia: I believe you—

Poe: Thank you.

Leia: —Son, do you want to talk about it over some tea?

Poe: ...I'd like that.

You’re an underground pro hero and you get invited to a heroes event. There are all sorts of paparazzi and media there snapping pictures, recording, and interviewing the heroes.

After the event, you’re watching back an interview you did and you notice Hawks walking by in the background and he stops and looks at you like you’re the hottest thing he’s ever seen in his life.

In one of his interviews, you walk by and he pauses to pass you a glance and he turns back to the camera like “Who is that? 😳🥵”