Cause You Can Look Right Through Me, Walk Right By Me, And Never Know I'm There

Y/N: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Steve: What are you passionate about?

Y/N: Sleeping.

“what motivates you?”

Person A: “How the hell are you still alive?”

Person B: “Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.”

█ ▌◆ moulin rouge sentence starters.

❛ the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. ❜ ❛ i owe you nothing. and you are nothing to me. thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. ❜ ❛ seasons may change, winter to spring;  i love you until the end of time. ❜ ❛ come what may, i will love you until my dying day. ❜ ❛ he will fight for me. ❜ ❛ it’s a little bit funny. ❜ ❛ never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. it always ends bad. ❜ ❛ i can’t carry on without you. ❜ ❛ why does my heart cry? ❜ ❛ i don’t like this ending. ❜ ❛ i don’t need you anymore! ❜ ❛ we are creatures of the underworld. we can’t afford to love. ❜ ❛ i’m paid to make men believe what they want to believe. ❜ ❛ i can’t believe it, i’m in love. ❜ ❛ the difference between you and i is that you can leave anytime you choose. ❜ ❛ when will i begin to live again? ❜ ❛ you’re a beautiful woman. ❜ ❛ i love sex. ❜ ❛ where were you last night? ❜ ❛ you don’t have to lie to me. ❜ ❛ we have to end it. everybody knows. ❜ ❛ i saw you together. ❜ ❛ it’s nothing. it’s just an infatuation … it’s nothing. ❜ ❛ you’re going to be bad for business, i can tell. ❜ ❛ then i’ll write a song and whenever you sing it or hear it or whistle or hum it then you’ll know. it’ll mean we love one another. ❜ ❛ it’s not that i’m a jealous man. i just don’t like other people touching my things. ❜ ❛ today’s the day when dreaming ends. ❜ ❛ how could i know in those last fatal days that a force darker than jealousy and stronger than love had begun to take hold. ❜ ❛ only you can save him. ❜ ❛ i was a fool to believe. it all ends today. ❜ ❛ outside it may be raining but in here it’s entertaining. ❜ ❛ things aren’t always what they seem. ❜ ❛ things are exactly the way they seem. ❜ ❛ everything’s going so well! ❜ ❛ i couldn’t! i couldn’t go through with it! i saw you there and i felt differently! I couldn’t pretend! ❜ ❛ i don’t want to pretend anymore. i didn’t want to lie. ❜ ❛ we have each other, that’s all that matters. ❜

Person A: “…..”

Person B: “…..”

Person A: “…..Well this is awkward.”

Person B: “To be fair, you look like a completely different person when you’re wearing civilian clothes.”

Person A: “I mean, that’s kinda the whole point of a secret identity.”

Natasha: May I buy you a drink?

Y/N: Alcohol is bad for my legs.

Natasha: Do they swell?

Y/N: No, they spread.

Dating Hawks and both of you being in the public eye, you start trolling each other in interviews by making up complete lies about each other.

Hawks: “They start every day by meditating to distant yodeling sounds.”

You: “He eats the peel of the banana, but not the actual banana.”

Then later on you’re both like

You: “Why are people sending me yodeling videos?”

Hawks: “Why are people sending me banana peels?!”

What if Tomura Shigaraki becomes a vestige and annoys Deku for all eternity, the comic

Get to Know Me Meme || (1/5) favourite royal palaces: Château de Versailles (France)

Château de Versailles is a palace located in the city of Versailles. It was the home for the royal family of France from 1682 to 1789.

The Baroque style of architecture characteristic of Versailles Palace impresses people by its luxury, with colossal murals, rows of monumental statues, and an immense collection of fine furniture inside the palace. The stunning geometric design of the garden and the great fountain outside in the yard. The scale and style of the place shows the world without doubt about the power, the glory, and the wealth of the French monarchy in that period of French history. Mark Twain said of it, “You gaze, and stare, and try to understand that it is real, that it is on the earth, that it is not the Garden of Eden…” (x)

[Y/N, from another planet, standing in front of a huge crowd in front of the Avengers tower, after learning about Christmas, giving a speech]

Y/N: Thousands of gingers die every single year to make gingerbread houses for Christmas and you need to warn the ones you care about and sacrifice the ones you don't, so we can save Natasha Romanoff!

*Natasha, finds and drags Y/N inside and away from all the confused people, to explain that that’s not true*

Y/N, to Natasha: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.

Natasha, amused: Who told you about gingerbread houses without me being there to make sure you actually understand how they work?