Thinking Again About Vampirism As Disability

Y/N: (Clicks pen)

Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)

Bakugou: Stop that!

Shinsou: Stop what?

Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!

Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did

Yelena, about Bucky: And then he looked at me like any woman wants to be looked at…

Alexei: Awwwww! That’s so sweet!

Yelena: With fear in his eyes.

Alexei: …

Melina: AWWWWWW!

Continued from [ X ] @lordofthestrix

Just the way that this man spoke was incredibly amusing for Katherine. She had only ever had a brief taste of high society at best, a little socialite under the Mikaelson wing, and he really embodied her entire experience with them. More so that Elijah, even. It must be his cadence, it differed from the suited original's.

More dramatic, which makes sense, considering he collects tales apparently. And he spoke of the tale of Katerina Petrova like it was one of his favourite bed time stories of all time.

She cant help the very subtle smirk that crosses her features as he speaks of his enjoyment regarding the rumours of her. It's always nice to meet a fan after all. Especially one that hates Klaus. It sounds like almost as much as she does.

The smirk only grows wider as he goes on. Finally an older vampire that recognizes just how bad ass she is. God how it must have stung for Klaus to know that a human girl outsmarted him and completely derailed his ritual plans by turning herself. Katherine is honestly the best.

Still she remained quiet as he spoke, she could interrupt, but she was being praised so why stop a good thing when she could listen to it for hours? Another little part of it was she was and always will be partially in that little peasant girl mindset. Quiet at a table of her betters, it wasn't something Katherine actively noticed, if she did she would put a stop to it right away. However she was rarely in a situation like this, with someone she didnt see herself equal or superior to. He probably noticed, but she didn't. Remaining quiet till she was directly prompted for an answer.

"Well I've got to admit, in all my years of being treated, your reasoning truly beats whatever shallow reasons men have had in the past." She gave him a little wink just to solidify her thinly hidded insinuation of their motives.

Speaking of the suit, she is not quick enough to hide the raise in her brows upon hearing his sire. Katherine leaned forward resting her forearms on the table, intrigued, a smile on her lips born of surprise and interest.

"You are Elijahs first sire...?" Realistically, she knew Elijah must have Sired a lot of vampires, a thousand years is a long time and all of them came from one of the 5..6....28 Mikaelsons right? Still it was so weird to think about. What was so special about this man that Elijah thought he deserved eternity...?

Riding the high of new and incredibly interesting information, Katherine smiled at the waitress, and addressed her with the same confidence she had walked in with.

"Blackened alligator, roasted red potatoes, and a glass of B plus."

It was wine, but given that this was a vampire themed cafe, they had clever names for everything. Plus she really liked Sangria.

Person A: “Alright, who was insane enough to leave you with their kid?”

Person B: “This is my kid.”

Person A: “….You’re shitting me.”

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

i have said this before but when boyfriend shouto is drunk he is handsier than a frat boy at a house party. you think he might be part octopus the way more limbs just keep appearing, but you also cannot help but find it a little sweet the way he keeps pressing his face into your neck or his mouth into your hair, just wanting to be near you & hold you

Kate: I've just... murdered a guy!

Yelena: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

What if Tomura Shigaraki becomes a vestige and annoys Deku for all eternity, the comic

⸝⸝﹙ BABY, PULL ME CLOSER ❦ ﹚

pairing ⋮ dabi x reader, shigaraki x reader, hawks x reader, twice x reader.

warnings ⋮ SMUT. lowercase / small fnt intended. best read in light mode. public sex. oral sex (m. recieving & f. recieving). cockwarming. alcohol consumption.

DABI, who fucks you on the hood of his shitty car, completely ignoring the fact that, across the street, sits a police station. his pants are pushed down just enough that his cock is free, his fingers dig into your hips so hard that you’re sure there’s going to be bruises tomorrow. he leans down, his tempo not slowing in the slightest, and scoffs in your ear; “bet you like this, huh? anyone could walk by, see you bent over for me.”

TOMURA, who’s dick is shoved down your throat as his fingers move swiftly at his controller, entirely focused on the game in front of him. you don’t do this often, because he doesn’t like to be distracted when playing games, but when you do, he makes you stay there, spit dripping down your chin, until your jaw aches. then—and only then—will he shut his PC off and drag you up to his lap, rolling his eyes.

KEIGO, who loves quickies on his breaks. you’re tucked away in an alley, facing the wall, shielded by his wings, spread wide. his movements are jerky. desperate and uncoordinated. he’s always so pent up; he fucks you like this is the last time he’ll ever be able to do it. he fucks you like he needs it to survive. he fucks you like it’s purely instinct, like he has to.

JIN, who fucks you in a mausoleum. it’s the middle of the night, both of you are a little drunk, and you happen to stumble upon a graveyard. his words are slurred, mumbled against your neck as he kisses down your neck. he kneels in front of you and eats you like a starving man. licking and sucking and biting. he can’t fuck you, whiskey dick getting the best of him, but he’s fine with that. honestly, he thinks that even if he was never able to touch you again, he’d still love you.