I Have Said This Before But When Boyfriend Shouto Is Drunk He Is Handsier Than A Frat Boy At A House

Tomura, walking into the hideout and seeing a massive blowup pool.

Tomura: “What is this?”

Toga, in the pool: “We found a pool.”

Dabi, floating around on a flamingo floaty: “We stole a pool.”

Tomura: “…and you put it inside the hideout?”

Toga: “Well, you don’t want us being seen, do you?”

Tomura: “… I guess not.”

Toga: “Anyway, get in! We’re playing mermaids.”

Tomura: “Honestly, that sounds childish—“

Twice, running into the room in swim trunks: “I’m ready to play mermaids!”

Tomura, sighs: “Fine, but I’m the mermaid in charge.”

Toga: “Deal. What are you Dabi?”

Dabi: “I’m not playing this dumb shit.”

Toga: “Then Dabi is our pet guppy.”

Dabi: “No! I’m a cool demon-shark hybrid.”

Toga: “Okay, great, so we’re all playing!”

Dabi: “Fuck.”

like i really do think twitter has represented the worst parts of the internet and humanity as a whole, and i’m personally not thrilled to see people who thrived in that environment join this one

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

"What could've been"

-A photo that was never taken pt.2-

Y/N: (Clicks pen)

Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)

Bakugou: Stop that!

Shinsou: Stop what?

Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!

Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did

Dating Hawks and both of you being in the public eye, you start trolling each other in interviews by making up complete lies about each other.

Hawks: “They start every day by meditating to distant yodeling sounds.”

You: “He eats the peel of the banana, but not the actual banana.”

Then later on you’re both like

You: “Why are people sending me yodeling videos?”

Hawks: “Why are people sending me banana peels?!”

Yelena, about Bucky: And then he looked at me like any woman wants to be looked at…

Alexei: Awwwww! That’s so sweet!

Yelena: With fear in his eyes.

Alexei: …

Melina: AWWWWWW!

toga and some shigarakis

Person A: “….Why are you helping me?”

Person B: “Because nobody deserves to die like this.”

Person A: “Even someone like me?”

Person B: “….Especially someone like you.”

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