[Meeting For The First Time]

Suicide Squad (2016) dir. David Ayer

maroon spotify canvas

⸝⸝﹙ BABY, PULL ME CLOSER ❦ ﹚

pairing ⋮ dabi x reader, shigaraki x reader, hawks x reader, twice x reader.

warnings ⋮ SMUT. lowercase / small fnt intended. best read in light mode. public sex. oral sex (m. recieving & f. recieving). cockwarming. alcohol consumption.

DABI, who fucks you on the hood of his shitty car, completely ignoring the fact that, across the street, sits a police station. his pants are pushed down just enough that his cock is free, his fingers dig into your hips so hard that you’re sure there’s going to be bruises tomorrow. he leans down, his tempo not slowing in the slightest, and scoffs in your ear; “bet you like this, huh? anyone could walk by, see you bent over for me.”

TOMURA, who’s dick is shoved down your throat as his fingers move swiftly at his controller, entirely focused on the game in front of him. you don’t do this often, because he doesn’t like to be distracted when playing games, but when you do, he makes you stay there, spit dripping down your chin, until your jaw aches. then—and only then—will he shut his PC off and drag you up to his lap, rolling his eyes.

KEIGO, who loves quickies on his breaks. you’re tucked away in an alley, facing the wall, shielded by his wings, spread wide. his movements are jerky. desperate and uncoordinated. he’s always so pent up; he fucks you like this is the last time he’ll ever be able to do it. he fucks you like he needs it to survive. he fucks you like it’s purely instinct, like he has to.

JIN, who fucks you in a mausoleum. it’s the middle of the night, both of you are a little drunk, and you happen to stumble upon a graveyard. his words are slurred, mumbled against your neck as he kisses down your neck. he kneels in front of you and eats you like a starving man. licking and sucking and biting. he can’t fuck you, whiskey dick getting the best of him, but he’s fine with that. honestly, he thinks that even if he was never able to touch you again, he’d still love you.

Toga: “Hey, Y/n?”

Y/n: “What is it this time Toga?”

Toga: “I got a question to ask you?” 

Y/n: “what is it?”

Toga: “what’s the difference between a hero and a villain?”

Y/n: “Easy, A villain will spend more time with their significant other, than a hero could, BECAUSE….. a hero would sacrifice you for the greater good, BUT. The villain would sacrifice the world to save you.”

Dabi: “Damn, Y/n who hurt you?”😨



Wade: Do you trust me?

Peter: No.

Wade: Me neither.

Black Squadron has just returned from a mission:

Leia: Well done. You're dismissed.

Poe: Thanks, mom.

Everyone:

Poe: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jess: You just called the General "mom". You said "thanks, mom".

Poe: What? No, I didn't! I said "thanks, man".

Leia: Do you see me as a mother figure, Dameron?

Poe: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Karé: Hey, show your mother some respect!

Poe: I didn't call her "mom"!

Leia: No, no, no, no, Poe. I take it as a compliment.

Snap: It's not a big deal. I called Karé "mom" once and she's my wife.

Poe: Guys, jump on that! Snap is really weird.

Jess: Old news! But you calling General Organa "mommy"—

Poe: Hey, "mommy" is not on the table here.

Suralinda: You did call her "mom", dude.

Poe: You shut up. You're a liar. You almost exposed our location to the whole galaxy for an article!

Suralinda: Alright, alright. I was actually going to expose you for that story. I lie all the time. Everyone knows I lied about that, but the mom thing? That happened.

Poe: Aha! She admitted it! Suralinda is a liar!

Leia: I believe you—

Poe: Thank you.

Leia: —Son, do you want to talk about it over some tea?

Poe: ...I'd like that.

[When Y/N first met Natasha]

Y/N: She really took my breath away…

Clint: Yeah, that’s usually what happens when someone punches you in the throat.

Mina: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Bakugou: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Y/N: Three of us saw it, Bakugou. How do you explain that?

Bakugou: *points at Kaminari* Idiot. *points at Y/N* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kirishima* Delusional.

tired af!! (－.－)…zzz