Marylands Like “You Mako Mermaid Son Of A Gun, I KNOW WHO YOU AREEEE”

Request stuff please!!

Tis the time I remind y’all that my requests are always open, please ask for stuff, literally anything (this includes ship stuff like NY/NJ, just cause I personally don’t ship them doesn’t mean I won’t do what the people say).

Headcanons, art, lil mini fanfic snippet things, you name it I can probably do it. You can also just give me your headcanons, I love to see what other people have for characters.

I’m sorry;

A WHAT relationship with a WHAT!?

Space Force being the most unsettling of the Branches is actually my favorite thing, like everyone assumes the scariest of the Branches would be Marine Corp just because of the reputation and granted he is a big guy that could easily crush you.

While Space looks 19 max, is like 5'2 maybe 5'3 in her boots, generally so tiny she's got Air Force & Army googling "can you give adults pediasure", always has her hair in pigtail braids, and keeps fruit snacks in her pockets.

All that put together has people looking at her and going "oh she looks sweet :)" and going over to have a conversation that starts with making eye contact and getting a shiver up your spine because you look into her eyes and see the vast abyss of Space where no one can hear you scream, and then she says 7 unsettling things in a row (including very possibly when and how you'll die). most people assume this is some sort of psychological warfare she's trying out. its not. she's just like that. Airy is the only one unbothered by it.

my season 2 empires lineup... despite me not actually being an empires fan LMAO. i just like drawing them and doing lineups. don't judge

My friends, thine ask box is open, feel free to ask for HCs (or art, though that might be either a lil late or from the ipad so it wouldn’t be the normal style sadly T-T).

Anyway I’m bored and have google docs on my phone, been too long since I last did this so please, ASK AWAY BITCHES!!!

GUESS WHO ACTUALLY UPDATED!!!!

I am not liable for any sort of feels y'all experience with this one :D

What kinda headcanons do you have for California

I didn't think the list was going to be as long as it is but once I started thinking more and more I couldn't stop lol

California-

Wet cat

He/They and no he won’t stop reminding you

Was very obsessed with shiny things, especially gold, when he was younger, now he’s only a “normal” amount of obsessed

Very pretty, like the definition, like if you look up the definition of pretty in the dictionary he comes up

Has an obscene amount of stim/fidget toys, squishies, the poke ones, even fidget spinners, they have them all 

Worked at the Berkeley laboratory in the 90s, specifically Berkeley’s element hunting team

Used to be obsessed with Creepypastas, however is now obsessed with cryptids (“They aren’t the same thing shut up *state name here*” has been said a lot)

Will slip into a southern accent without warning, has given multiple southern states heart attacks because of this on more than 10 occasions

Loves to write, especially fanfiction, however there is no way they would EVER willingly show anyone these, they did once when he was drunk but New York never mentioned it and Cali did not remember

Loves Stardew Valley and Minecraft, will play them both for hours without realizing

Has absolutely horrible time management, as well as their general perception of time is also atrocious

Loves podcasts, tends to listen to them more than YouTube videos

The times that Jersey dragged him to Action Park ended with hospital stays and praying that the doctors wouldn’t notice that he should definitely be dead

Been watching Smosh since it first started

Disney adult and proud

He started streaming on Twitch during the pandemic, occasionally being joined by Jersey, Nevada, or York, Florida joined stream once and has since been banned

Don’t listen to what York says, he definitely knows how to cook (re: he has no idea what they are doing in the kitchen without help)

Knows a handful of languages but only fully knows English and Spanish, though he can read and understand Russian, they just can’t speak it

Was forced to wear a dress once by Nevada and that’s how they realized he wasn’t fully male

He doesn’t actually mind feminine pronouns, just prefers He/They

Has a ridiculously long skincare routine, at least 2 hours at night and an hour in the morning

Used to be attached at the hip with Washington and Oregon, they are all still close in a similar but not as much way like the NE are

They and New Mexico go out with Arizona once every few weeks to different areas of their respective states, occasionally Texas will join

Cali and Texas aren’t related, they were both raised at one point by Mexico at the same time sure but they aren’t related

Loves to learn about different cultures, especially Asian cultures

Didn’t hate crowds until the pandemic, now can’t stand them

His room is extremely cluttered and disorganized, can’t even be considered organized chaos, their working on it (York had a stern talk with them about it)

They actually do understand Football, he just doesn’t like the sport all too much

Feel like this is obvious but he is a HUGE nerd, like a bigger nerd than New York not that Cali knows that of course

May i ask about your headcanons for states as kids, just whatever you want come up with, I'll share mine

I think a lot of the states had accents speaking English as kids

Florida would definitely just combine the weirdest food, if there's a weird food that every state is eating it's because Florida found a really good one and made it a trend

I personally imagine texas would sleep(or try to) in a pillow nest, his hair would also be very unkempt and his hat would be oversized

Gov has been overly professional forever and has made a fool of himself, i imagine the states were adults already and whenever they even slightly take him seriously they remember the ridiculous things he said as a kid and laugh

They all definitely commit violence upon each other, especially after Christmas with the bonk stick

YES YES, them as kids is such a fun thing to think about

States as kids

Mass and Penn were bitters, you get too close and you got 50 unknown viruses 

Jersey is a forest rat

York and Jersey would swim in the Hudson, no one knows how they are still alive

Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Oklahoma would go hunting together, yes they were about 8, what about it?

If Jersey talked too fast he would stutter or switch to either Dutch or Swedish, he wouldn’t notice the language switch until York told him

Florida and alligators, need I say more?

California was very food picky, most times Texas would cook something for him

York and Jersey would go between each others homes for dinner every weekend, York’s grandparents loved to introduce Jersey to different Italian foods, Jersey’s mothers would do the same to York but with Dutch and Swedish foods

Penn and Virginia would have other states watch Gov during the week, with Mass, Vermont, and Maine watching him on the weekends

Jersey and Del weren’t allowed alone, they would go onto boats and try to take them over, just two probably 7 year old's successfully taking over a British ship

Minnesota and Michigan would trick Wisconsin by swapping places, like the parent trap but with a fellow child and it’s just that child that would fall for it

Florida and Jersey would refuse to believe that English was a real language, when Louisiana came along, he too refused to believe it was real, Jersey was never able to convince Del that it wasn’t real but he was close

York and Jersey were inseparable when Jersey first met Mass and Penn, Jersey couldn’t really understood the English they spoke because accents so York acted as a sort of translator, translating English to different sounding English

I'll be honest, I could probably make this list way way longer but I think this is long enough, might do another list to get more of these down

Today the Devils are going against the Oliers (we are ignoring that were in the second intermish, I meant to draw this before but my friend came over).

Sky and I were going to be watching together but he's asleep I think, course this doesn't make this drawing any less true. Demon Goat VS Furry, who will win? Hoping Devs win (Re; knowing, cause were going too) but I won't be upset if we don't (Re; I will literally sob if we don't).

Anyway yeah just wanted to draw this soooo enjoy!!

Day 5: Geminitay (also known as GeminiSlay)

I have done it once again folk, I have finished a drawing on time. However that may be because I have actually drawn her before, haven't posted the drawing on here before but who knows, I might now? (also I was watching Docm77 in the beginning and NCIS for the rest this time)

rhode island art pretty pretty please :3 ?

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I have not been at the computer at all recently and this time I can't use hockey as an excuse, I am very sorry!!! Anyway here~~

Someone complemented him XD (Del got it all on camera as blackmail)