I Stand By The Fact That Gabriel Should’ve Snorted That Fly. It Would’ve Been SO FUCKING FUNNY.

Me: *trying to decipher symbolism in Ari and Dante’s names* literally their names have no relevance to the story other than ‘Haha lets bond over our weird historical names and hehe 👉🏼👈🏼 maybe go out sometime’

Achilles: Hey Briseis, I heard u wanted to marry my boyfriend

Briseis: Yes, do you have a problem with that?

Achilles: I believe the way i should describe it is, finders keepers.

A redo! @themornal and I have redone this scene since it’s been over a year since I animated it the first time. Mornal both wrote the bit and does the voice of Edgeworth and Phoenix, and did a stellar job with both!

For anyone wondering what Edgeworth says at the end, it’s: 

“Took a fourteen hour flight across an ocean and a f*cking continent, why do I even bother, why do I even bother??”

this, this is a barbie and the diamond castle reference.

🎶 With you by my side, I can’t go wrong

It’s not objectifying men if he’s not real

You know how musicals have reoccuring riffs for different moods and themes within a show that form connections between characters within a story?

I want someone to write a song where Deidamia sings about being Achilles’s wife and what it really means to be a woman in Ancient Greece. She’s used as a pawn, a tool for Thetis to tear her son away from Patroclus. And the driving point is that she’ll love her son even if her husband is loving someone else. He is her husband only by title and it somehow, even with the promise of fame, makes her feel small because she knows shes just a footnote in his history. Patroclus is wonderful and thats why she hates him, because she understands why Achilles could run to the ends of the earth for him.

These are common themes within the book and I want someone to take the music from Deidamia’s song and adapt it for Briseis. Now here we have two women confusingly in love with men who have forced them to practically marry them despite already having a exclusive relationship together. Briseis sings about having a family with the two of them, Achilles included, and having that calm family dream she has had as a child except she knows she’ll never get what she wants.

There would be a reprise for Briseis after Achilles dies where she mourns the two men, she was a stepping stone to them and nothing more, and yet still she mourns and is obligated to love them. Almost like a slave.

Her song melts into the finale when she and Deidamia sing together the part of the chorus they share and the song melts further into a full ensemble.

The end.

Franziska: daddy daddy look my name is siska and im a poet, i speak german just to show it, and i, just turned nine, u can write- wait daddy no, dont walk away, DAD WHAT

to balance out my last repost

very quick and self indulgent doodle because i was VERY SAD athena wasnt included in the new cafe art. taking matters into my own hands. do not separate them

I wish I fit into college major boxes as well as this cat.

-A Public Health Interdisiplinary Major (who really just wants to be an appreciated member of a theatre cast AND CANT FUCKING JUST CHOOSE A THING AND BE OK WITH JUST LIKING YHE ONE THING)